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Modern Warfare 2

This game is for several types of people:
1: If you find yourself unable to get poon, play Modern Warfare 2. You will now have an excuse for why you aren't pounding a whore in the bathroom of a backdoor bar. It is a perfectly legitimate excuse because you will cum 10x more than any shitty bar bj when you unlock the "pro noob" models

2: If you are enjoy roasting marshmellows over a fire, and sleeping in tents aka "a camper"

Online play includes the following types of people:

1. People who pretend to be military, only to later be discovered with a 5x voice changer. When asked what unit they are with, you will no longer hear their voice, except for when their mommy calls for dinner.

2. You will also find kids who start screaming curse words, because the big kid in 5th grade taught them. You will learn that you will end up pressing the mute button more often than the fire button because you end up getting spawn killed before you have time hit the trigger button.

3. You will find racist pricks who think it is hillarious to change their clan tag to "KKK." When questioning their beliefs they are unable to support their statements, except with comments such as "that is the way I was raised."
Noob: I love playing modern warfare 2

Pwner: You aren't playing!

Noob: yes I am (says in a gay 5 year old voice)

Pwner: No you aren't because I am spawn killing you before you have the oppurtunity to fire.
by NoobPwner1234xxxxxx March 6, 2010
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Modern Warfare 2

The most effective contraceptive known to mankind.
Jill: Hey, wanna have sex?
Bill: Sure, lemme just play some Modern Warfare 2 first
*Plays for seven hours straight*
Jill: How about now?
Bill: Nah, pwning noobs makes me tired. I'm going to sleep.
by ipwnmadnoobs June 2, 2010
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Warren Biddulph

An involuntary automatic response of punching a dog in the face who unexpectedly jumps upon you whilst sunbathing.
Jim: How was your holiday?

Bob: I was having a splendid time sunbathing until this dog jumped on me so I had to give him a Warren Biddulph
by SmileDmassive October 12, 2015
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Genital Warfare

(Noun) When a person uses sexual behavior to create interpersonal leverage. Usually refering to the giving or withholding of sex to gain favor in a situation. Typical of women, but men are capable to use this tactic as well.

Can also be used to describe the tactics of overtly sexual behavior or dress in public places, used to influence the crowd.
1) Becky engaged in genital warfare to convince her boyfriend to be more commited to the relationship.

2) Damn that girl is engaging in genital warfare coming to a classy party dressed like that.
by sanyamamike January 9, 2011
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Naval Warfare

A spontaneous game played by two individuals whereas one shouts at any given moment, "NAVAL WAAAARFFAAAAARE!" very drawn out like and such. The two players then proceed to violently ram stomachs together. The word "NAVAL WARFARE!" was once said by one man to another. The other mistook it for, "NAVEL WARFARE!" thus the game being created. The game cannot be lost or won. Enjoy with your friends.
Friend1: NAVAL WARFARE
Friend2: AW HELL YEAH
*Furious bellybutton touching ensues*
by Tofubox August 27, 2013
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myles warren

Myles warren is short and an (interesting) person. He is a teachers pet and is always compared to his jerk sibling.
by Daphninie February 9, 2022
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Modern Warfare 2

The game that all the girlfriends of the world will soon come to hate.
Girlfriend: "Hey, wanna come to my place tonight and fool around?"

Boyfriend: "Nope, got some modern warfare 2 to catch up on."
by mw2freak October 14, 2009
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