suburban warfare

The act of maintaining your lawn and home in suburban sprawl. Making sure that your lawn looks better than your neighbors’ lawn at all costs. Using a lawn service and chemical weapons to make sure you have the nicest lawn on the block. Descibes the extent that people will go to have the nicest lawn on the block.

This weekend suburban warfare was hot and heavy. Everyone was out working on their lawn and putting mulch down. Chemical warfare was at an all time high; those lawns are so toxic, only the grass can live.

Did you see Jones working on his lawn all day putting those chemical down? He fired the first shot; suburban warfare is on…

by Fredman December 27, 2008

Modern Warfare 2

The one game that will cause you to go through a controller every week due to the frustration that is in-sued when you constantly spawn and die before you can move 2 foot in every online game that you play.

-M16fag: I just got spawn killed again, I fucking hate Modern Warfare 2!!!
<Throws controller at the wall>

by Quade999 December 31, 2009

Chemical Warfare Pants

A style of military trouser, possibly of Israeli vintage, that achieved wide popularity in the city of Lancaster and surrounding areas of southeastern Pennsylvania for several years in the late 1980s, particularly among followers of punk rock, New Wave, and other musical, social, and political fringe movements. Whether the trend extended to other regions of the country is currently unknown. The pants, familiarly known as "chems," are characterized by a drawstring waist, a lack of pockets, and knitted elastic cuffs, and constructed of a light military duck fabric (of questionable utility, one suspects, in actually protecting the wearer from weaponized chemicals). The only known purveyor of the pants was the underground-fashionable military surplus store and scene hub DMZ, located on N. Queen St. in Lancaster, which closed its doors in the mid-1990s. As with many of DMZ's "peacetime accessories," wearing chemical warfare pants constituted for some a subtle ironic protest against the military-industrial complex in the waning days of the Cold War. It should also be noted that they simply looked cool and were damned comfortable. All sources suggest that chemical warfare pants of this particular style are unattainable and possibly extinct.

"Dude, Public Affection is playing the Chameleon tonight and my chemical warfare pants are dirty. You got an extra pair?"

by West Branch October 28, 2011

5G Warfare

Fifth-generation warfare

Conflict in which ethnic chauvinism manifests itself as religious nationalism

Race re-envisioned as religion

5G warfare is a cultural manifestation of the tenet that politics is religion in euphemestic terms.

by sandraxine April 21, 2018

Modern Warfare 3

Modern Warfare 3 is the next game in the "popular" Call of Duty series. It is damn near identical to previous installments excluding new maps (which they'll make you pay for in due time).

Person 1: Hey, are you getting MW3? It's gonna be great!

Person 2: MW3? Oh, you mean that unreleased COD4 map pack...

Person 1: Shut up you hater!!!

Here's what will happen to those that purchase it

First week: Wow! Infinity ward have really outdone themselves, this is amazing! Modern Warfare 3 for the win!!!

After a month: So many noobs keep using the (insert overpowered gun name) it's pissing me off...

A short while later: Survival mode is the only good thing in this game...

A bit after that: This game sucks! Who would play this crap!?!?!?

When the next game comes out: Hey, this is actually pretty good!

And so the cycle of pathetic games continues

by The realest gamer October 27, 2011

Modern Warfare 2

The follow-up to the 2007 epic game Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare.

Again, this game will cause you to scream your mind out at noobs who go 1 and 22 in team deathmatch, or your friends who appear to believe they can beat you.

Either way, hilarity will ensue, but with better graphics and better weapons.

Modern Warfare 2 will completely decimate the other Call of Duty games.

by wambulance May 26, 2009

modern warfare 2

Worst multiplayer I've ever played, but a pretty good campaign and side missions, nicknamed "Special Ops".

Seriously, the multiplayer online is terrible. Nothing but campers, "pros" with instant kill weapons that you must sacrifice your virginity for, and 6-year old children screaming at there mother to get them some chocolate milk.

Bob: Hey, you play Modern Warfare 2?
Tom: Yeah, the campaign is awesome, so are the side missions.
Bob: You tried multiplayer yet? I'm already a 3rd prestige level 65!
Tom: Nah, the multiplayer is pretty noobish. I played with some 7 year old who kept camping with the Akimbo Rangers.
Bob: Yeah, I hate those little bastards.

by Sciencejoe2 February 24, 2010