wake up jeff

Line from a Wiigles song, taken in to the Australian venacular said to someone doing or who has just done something REALLY stupid

Eric (Saying to Dan, after Dan just put the milk in the pantry and the bread in the fridge) : Wake up Jeff

by Sketchey January 6, 2008

Waco Wake-up Call

1) To be awakened by an excessive use of force.
2) To wake up to police/S.W.A.T. officers bursting through the door.

Jimmy was selling too much blow out of his house, so the cops gave him the old Waco Wake-up Call.

by Mdamascus December 26, 2009

Crissy wake up

Only annoying people say this unironically, and if it comes out of someone's mouth and they're being serious, it means you should dump them. Just don't say it.

"Crissy wake up! I don't like this!"

by AlExpress August 30, 2022

wake up

translates to "are you there", "hello?"

(22:50:24) Alan Huang: wake up
(22:50:35) Michelle Wu: wut
(22:50:36) Michelle Wu: im not sleeping
(22:50:37) Michelle Wu: lol
(22:51:31) Alan Huang: i know
(22:51:33) Alan Huang: its a figur eof speech

by twobrain March 14, 2005

morning wake-up call

A morning wake-up call is when a man stands over a sleeping woman while masturbating. Right before he comes, he yells at the girl to wake up so she wakes up to a face full of semen.

"I did a morning wake-up call on my sister yesterday. She wasn't too fond of it."

by Emmzee March 22, 2008

Wake-Up Sex

When whoever's in your bed can't get to sleep/wakes up and decides to penetrate their partner without warning. Often used in porn.

I can't get to sleep, I'd better have some Wake-up Sex

by ubersquirl August 18, 2012

wacky whiskey wake-up

A wacky whiskey wake-up is usually used to start an all-day party (especially on prom weekend). The WWW is performed by opening the mouth of someone who is asleep or passed out, holding their nose, and pouring whiskey down their throat until they wake up for a great, full day of partying.

Chris was refreshed after wasting several hours sleeping on prom weekend when he was given a wacky whiskey wake-up (WWW) that allowed him to continue partying and drinking for the rest of the weekend

by Anonymous CP June 7, 2009