Vulvanator

A long, thick cock that causes discomfort several days after penetration. Most women who are not used to such girth, usually experience an initial sensation not unlike that which they felt at the time of their virginity loss. Although discomfort is experienced, most women crave for more.

Sally wished she hadn't gotten so drunk on Friday night because she couldn't remember the name of the guy who split her with his vulvanator.

by tactrash May 13, 2008

Vulcan Taint Pinch

A variation of the "shocker". The vulcan taint pinch consists of penetrating the vagina with the pointer and middle finger while simultaneously inserting the ring and pinky fingers in the anal cavity. Named after the popular star trek based race of aliens farewell hand gesture of splitting the fingers in the middle by keeping the pointer an middle together and ring an pinky together respectively. It may also be known as the Spock shock, and is sometimes accompanied with a shout of "live long and prosper!"

Spock gave Uhura the Vulcan taint pinch.

by StonedHippy April 5, 2010

vulvalic

of or pertaining to the female genitalia. (the feminine form of phallic)

"that hibiscus painting is so vulvalic"

by Roxanne Desira August 6, 2003

vulcan

A shocker, but with two fingers up the anus, and two fingers in the vagina

My wife saw Star Trek and was so turned on with Spock she wanted a shocker (logically), so I proceeded to give her a fascinating vulcan.

by Viper76 May 24, 2013

Vulva

The vertical smile.

Teacher: can anyone tell me what a vulva is?
student: Me!
teacher: ok, howie.
student now know as howie: it's a car, my parents drive vulvas.
Teacher: Wrong, your thinking of a Volvo.

by drow_in_wasteland September 10, 2014

Vulcan Fingers

When you beat off and your dribbling cum dries and sticks between your index and ring fingers to the adjacent fingers creating the famous, but sticky, V shaped Spock Vulcan Salute.

Roger beat his meat and blew his load. His cum trickled diwn his hand. Rather than wiping them off, he let them dry to create Vulcan Fingers.

by Eaton Holgoode April 25, 2015

people with vulvas

Politically correct definition for non-binary pussy owner

People with vulvas include women, non-binary and transgenders

by dildo777 July 31, 2022