vonathan

the realest and cutest n word of them all

he has to be the vonathan

by thehimhelper December 12, 2022

Johnathan

Very unsatisfactory when it comes to well satisfaction! Disappointing in most cases but can be a good friend in other cases but a lot of people could call him a piece of sh*t behind his back

Steve: have you seen johnathan?
Dennis: yea still as much of a bi*tch he was last week

by Albert Einsteinium July 14, 2017

johnathan conroy

A fucking retard who looks like a toenail and calls people shmeet thinking hes something he's not

"Yo look at that retarted kid going around calling people a shmeet "
"he must be a johnathan conroy

by guy 7 787878w April 20, 2018

Johnathan's egg

A term used to ask a player in a different squad or team to leave their team in secret and to join yours . This is commonly used to get a player in fortnite to join your team

Matthew*in a squad

Harry *has a free space in his squad

Harry"mathew Johnathan's egg"
Matthew*leaves his team to join the better one I.e. Harrys team

by Boohs June 12, 2018

Johnathan

Pussy whooped ass nigga the fights over other girls and flashes his gun bc he is a pussy and don’t want the smoke

Real nigga:” bruh Johnathan is a pussy bro he didn’t want fade”
Real nigga 2:” I swear I hate that nigga he hella whooped for that.”

by You’re whooped October 1, 2019

Johnathan Carlton

A emo kid who has hair down to his feet and has a crush on elsa from frozen. He also likes big black dick in his ass

johnathan carlton is jerking to elsa from frozen again

by Evan Roten December 6, 2019

Johnathan

Johnathan is a nice guy but he’s kind of a crackhead. He shares with people and he’s funny. He has some what a lot of friends and be gets along with a lot of people. He’s a PRO GAMER and he love Fortnite.

Friend:Where’s Johnathan

You: probably doing crack ;)

by Papaws February 8, 2020