Gentleman Vegetables

Slang term for male genetalia.

I would rather eat my gentleman vegetables than have a female president.

by FreddyGiveHeady July 8, 2009

Vegetation Rights

The right to vegetate.

Dad: Man, why don't you ever do anything with your life?
Teenage Son: I am expressing my vegetation rights.

by Sacul! December 18, 2008

Vegetable Slut

When you shove a vegetable inside any hole in your body...

"Come here and be my Vegetable Slut!"

by SquidsareSlippery December 30, 2016

Vegetable Soup

When 5 or more mentally impaired people are inside the same pool.

Ryan - I do not want to swim in this pool.
Tim - Yeah its a vegetable soup, lets leave.

by FugginShib March 23, 2015

vegetable shopping

When a girl is shopping around for a male cucumber a.k.a. dick.

Last night that chick sure was vegetable shopping when she was drunk.

by k1llah October 21, 2007

Vegetable garden

A place where comatose patients are kept.

He was lucky to come out of the Vegetable garden alive.

by The Return of Light Joker April 25, 2010

chinese vegetable

Flourescent urine produced after consuming Berocca tablets.

As in, "Berocca wee" - or, "broccoli".

I had a really bad case of chinese vegetable last night

by ChrisHughes January 2, 2009