vantabliazer

You take something good and make it better.

you such a vantabliazer!



right E Fo0?
lol
love yah so much!

by T*Pizzle created by the 1 and only E Kizzle!! September 9, 2005

vantaged

Verb: To be beat by someone having a greater advantage than you such as better skills.

"You just got vantaged!"

by VANtaged June 14, 2008

Vautin

the most amazing last name in the history of last names! All the offspring are dammmmmmmn fine. Who wouldn't love a Vautin?

Person A- "Smith, Thompson, Gray, Baker, Vautin..."
Person B- "yes thats me, Vautin"
Person A- "Hollllyyy shit YOU are a VAUTIN" *dies from a sudden feeling of amazingness radiating from the Vautin*

by Allieeeeeeeeee :) August 11, 2009

Halt Vault

An area of the brain a male may access when he needs to decrease arousal in order prolong sexual intercourse. The opposing section of the brain to the Wank Bank

Her: Don't stop, don't stop!!
Him: Hang on, I'll just access some pictures of my naked mother from the halt vault."

by jackyboy howe April 2, 2017

flesh vault

A woman's vagina. Could also be a asshole.

Her flesh vault accepted my cock after I put some ky jelly on.

by jimmybomm June 4, 2020

Underwater Pole Vaulting

verb. When a man takes a long and hard shit that pivots in the bottom of the toilet bowl then falls and hits the man's balls on the way down.

My balls smell like shit because I went underwater pole vaulting this afternoon at five past the hour.

by Scooter Harrington April 11, 2013

vaulting

A kick-ass sport that combines Gymnastic and Dance on horseback. Yes, two of the most dangerous sports in the world (horses and gymnastics, not dance). It takes much more strength and flexibility than throwing a ball around. Thats why everyone goes 'WOW!' when you tell them what it is.

*vaulter doing an arabesque on a cantering horse.*

person: ... *wets himself with excitement*

vaulting is sweet

by suketa August 4, 2006