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vance

1.an exceptionally talented person.
2.being the best.
iam the vance at video games
by senior bacon July 31, 2006
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Vainectomy

This word applies to a person that has undergone an unnecessary procedure (usually plastic surgery)due to extreme vanity / vainness
Did you hear Vera had another vainectomy? Really? Yeah, she had her eyelids done.

Doug's wife wants him to go to the plastic surgeon to have his eyes tucked. Doug has steadfastly refused his wife's pleas to undergo this vainectomy. Instead he will continue to age naturally and gracefully.
by Mike Blanche March 31, 2007
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Douchebagger Vance

1)Someone who does not perform well on the golf course, due to being hungover

2)Someone who performs general douchebaggery on the golf course and thinks they are good but they are not.
1) Jeremy: "How did you play?"
Danny: "Like Douchebagger Vance"
Jeremy: "Thats a bummer man."

2) Jeremy: "How was golf?"
Danny: "Some Douchebagger Vance kept hitting into people and taking forever to hit a 5 yard shot!"
Jeremy: "Thats a bummer man."
by Doodle Bugs September 8, 2008
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vanderjagt

1;To buckle under pressure when needed most.
2;A liquored up kicker who has missed every clutch kick he has ever attemted.
Mike couldn't handle the pressure of a deadline and his company lost money,what a vanderjagt.
by Tha Grunks January 25, 2006
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Vannesa

Vannesa is a wonderful young lady,who strives for her goals in life. She is unique, She has no feelings and is a savage all the time. Shes preety, outgoing, playful, loving, caring and the most amazing girl you’ll ever meet. Get you a Vannesa she will bless your life . She doesn’t have a lot of friends because she keeps her circle small.
Friend: did you Vannesa her outfit is poppin
Other friend: yes ik she’s so amazing
by Butterfly_ January 20, 2018
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vanderloo

a stupid kid who is such a virgin it's like wow omg
hey look at that cunt over there named Vanderloo wtf
by DoggyToucher123 September 20, 2017
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mini-vanned

Two in the Front. Five in the back.
That chick loved being Mini-Vanned.
by Snookem May 21, 2008
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