uttered

An absolute maximum state of destruction due to an abuse of alcohol and/or various other narcotics.

Tony did 6 tabs, 7 pills of x, 1 gallon of Jack, and a quarter oz of hydros and was uttered for 3 days!

by Natan Buey January 30, 2004

Utter

1) To say/speak.

2) Complete, full; in reference to abstract concepts, rather than objects.

1) Strangely enough, Albert didn't utter a word after his convincing victory.

2) Steven's utter happiness was kept hidden under the indifferent expression he always carried.

by Diggity Monkeez March 11, 2005

Utter juggs

Big pulsating nipples that have an areloea that is pink (or in a black girls case brown) and is stretching the skin. They also have to hang down straight. These Utter juggs can not have a perky appearance. They have to be "bottom heavy" The nipples need to point down toward the ground.

Man, shit those Utter juggs on that plus size layne bryant model are fuckin' cattle style. Ain't she a beaut.

by Rowdy rrooo November 29, 2007

complete and utter dingus

1. A term used to describe a person who annoys, frustrates, has done something extremely stupid, or has "done goofed".

2. A stupid object that is not cooperating.

1. Dude, did you hear that Bob did the cinnamon challenge yesterday? He is a complete and utter dingus.

2. OH MAH GAWD. This fucking bicycle is a complete and utter dingus.

by TheDisturbedYouth August 13, 2014

utterlytarded

Something that is so retarded that it's utterly retarded and, being that you're a (wo)man of the business world on the fast track to awesomeness, you don't have time to be saying both "ly" and "re" so you just eliminate the latter like this and it's really sweet.

Variations: totallytarded, completelytarded, etc.

SMART KID: That movie's plot was utterlytarded.
OTHER KID: I enjoyed the film, Pan's Labyrinth.
SMART KID: Well, you're unbelievablytarded.

by Joe with the face March 10, 2007

Utter Surprise

When you are titty fucking a chick, and you blow a load in her face.

I was fucking this bitch last night and sealed it off with an utter surprise.

by Alex Kiss October 8, 2009

Utter Dunk

To have a disgusting female with large, saggy (possibly "child bearing) breasts drop her nipples/areolas into your face and/or mouth.
- A one of many female versions of "tea bagging."
- Does not exclude males of dropping their nipples/areolas into one's mouth and/or face, but less common.
- In reference to the large, droopy, milk producing cow utters.

Sarah, being the fat, nasty girl at the party, would always wait for unsuspecting subjects to pass out and then pull out her stretched marked boobs and drop them into their faces, therefore "utter dunking" them as pictures were taken.

by Clever Mike September 3, 2009