urethra wax

whilst masturbating, one might make the common mistake of shoving a thin scrap of a candle in your dick hole. this causes great stimulation, however it may slip in and crystallize in your bladder. This is actually supposed to be done with a letter opener like the men who live in Arabia. Read the book "Haunted" by Chuck Palahniuk for more information. Look for the short story called "Guts" within the book.

Johnny made the common mistake of shoving urethra wax in his willy for stimulation. He eventually had to tell his parents that he was pissing blood because of the crystallized wax in his bladder. There goes the college fund.

by godly head December 31, 2011

ursty

very eager and desperate
clingy
mainly (faggots) are ursty

Two girls named Jillian and Alana beg you to hang out and eat brownies with them. When Christina says no they continue to beg and plead.
As used in a sentence:
"Jillian and Alana are very ursty!"

by KS March 10, 2005

urethra

Where Piss or the sticky fluid called Cum shoots out of the penis when the bladder forces it out or when a tight grip is aplied to the penis and moved up and down till it shoots out sticky stuff.

I just had piss come from Fabio's urethra into my mouth. It was goooooooood!

by ? July 6, 2004

Urethra Franklin

1. Any sexual act involving penetration/stimulation of the urethra.

2. Another name for one's urethra.

1. Last night, Jane gave me a Urethra Franklin and I have no idea why I agreed to that.

2. Ever since I hooked up with that one brunette chick, my Urethra Franklin has burned when I pee.

by captainplanetBB1000 January 17, 2010

urethra pick

A thin metal rod that is inserted into the tip of the penis. It frequently is used to obtain sexual pleasure. Long urethra picks can even be used to puncture internal organs for extra sexual pleasure.

Mitchell got a urethra pick stuck inside his cock, and died of a bladder infection.

by angrysuperhawk September 29, 2014

Death Battle Unrestricted

A toxic,cancerous,immature facebook community known for having trolls,pedophiles,racists,homophobic and hypocritical people who post about people constantly when they don't agree with them, known for having shit level debaters and arguments, its home to the most ignorant group of people and for good reason! They stalk and harass people not just from DBU but from multiple ones just because you don't believe in what they believe and will stalk your family because they are all otaku/weeaboos who will send death threats to the people they don't like and then tell people that they do this and that with false claims and make bullshit up to make themselves look good, they also are known for uploading loli content (child porn) and then insult someone because they sensitive and they also tag people because they can't defend themselves without their boyfriends/goons being around, plus they are delusional and openly retarded asf who thinks about 2D girls and wanting to fuck robots and furries.

Person 1: Hey, Did you hear about Death Battle Unrestricted? They still harassing a single guy over an anime character!

Person 2: Seriously? didn't know DBU was that bad with this harassment and stalking man they delusional asf.

by Jehovah Yahweh July 5, 2018

urethral sex

The act of sexual intercourse in the urethra of a member of the female. Pleasure is greatly increased when the penis enters the bladder. Be warned that urethral sex, or U-SeX as it is called on the seat, may result in unwanted urethral pregnancy and permenant physical damage.

My girlfreind really loves me, so she allowed me to have some urethral sex with her. I made the mistake of not using a condom, and we ended up with an unwanted urethral baby. It's life is nothing but pain, as it's veins flow with urine. Poor child. Urethral sex: be careful.

by MUNNY DEP April 22, 2005