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Underwear

The only thing separating two people from a good time. It is found on men as boxers that do a poor job of concealing what lies underneath. It is found women as panties that are sexy as hell no matter if you can see under them or not. Underwear can be removed easily by dragging them down from the waist and past the feet. However, they are removed even more easily by grabbing them by both sides and, with a swift and rough motion, yanking them hard enough until they have ripped completely off the person. Believa. Only then shall you obtain the prize beneath, whether that be a penis (or Elephant) or vagina.
My underwear is black with a single white stripe. My girl rips them off when she's being feisty and we stay up all night.
by Ellisniss MGP January 17, 2010
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Scottish underwear

Commando; no underwear. Originating from the ancient tradition of wearing nothing under your kilt.
"I'm wearing scottish underwear today; I love the nice breeze"
by Sweet D. April 8, 2008
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underwear

a fart destenchilizer that protects jeans from skid marks
Bobby pooped in his underwear.
by dundlegrundleberrycherry February 27, 2003
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Underwear Roulette

When it is unclear whether or not you need to poo or fart and you choose to take the chance.
I just hit the chinese buffet and now I'm about to play underwear roulette.
by Dilker October 25, 2014
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B-Team Underwear

Not using your best underwear, but your back up underwear. Usually occurs when you haven't done the laundry in a while, and are in desperate need of clean underwear.
Dave: Do you have a wedgie?

Mike: No, sorry, I'm using my B-Team Underwear
by Butterz18 November 23, 2010
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underwear

Item of clothing used to stabilize one's genitalia and/or ass cheeks.
Tell your mom to come get her underware from my bedroom floor.
by Ass Clown November 3, 2002
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Magic Underwear

A garment worn by extremely devout followers of the the mormon cult. It is basically a set of long underwear but the mormons beleive it protects them from evil. Some peole might try and argue that it isn't called magic underwear but if it really protects you from evil then its gotta be magic.
You want an example? I donno, ask a mormon for one the next time one comes to your door to convert you.
by Sega Slayer February 10, 2007
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