raptor typing

The act of using two fingers for typing as an alternative to 'pecking' at the keyboard (using one finger at a time). The name comes from your hands looking like raptor claws why you type. People who raptor type generally never learned to touch type and converted after being made fun of for 'pecking' at the keyboard.

"What? You can't touch type? So you peck?"
"No man I raptor type, RAWR!"

"Raptor typing is so much faster than pecking plus it sounds so much cooler."

by tehqin October 20, 2009

typical bitch

A typical female who lets social media such as twitter get into her head thinking she is more than what she really is. Very trendy always going with the next trend. They use words and phrases such as "bae" "fuckboy" "turn up" and other meaning less lingo. Typical bitches are constantly complaining about finding the right guy when they steady fall for any douche bag they barely know who can spit game and just wants pussy. They're always re assure themselves that they are not a hoe but having sex everyother weekend with guys they've just met. To sum it up they are very contradicting.

Friend "What happened to you and your girl man?"

Me "She was just a typical bitch."

by honest as can be May 12, 2014

Typical Cats

Typical Cats are An Ill rapping group with a sense of style. Their beats are different and their voices are distinguished. One of the few educated emcees left.

"Let us begin, what? where? why? or when?
It will all be explained by the spraying of a pen
Henpecked mugs become thugs and proceed to make me vex man
Throw hissy fits on stage on call that weak shit battling
I can't ignore hardcore, cold stares and shudders
If these head cases are hard rocks I'm a be flipping boulders
Stained by the static and the clubs are on the elvevator
Fuck being smart, Denizen is aggrevated"

Definitely check out Typical Cats

by [Sprite] May 1, 2006

typing point

point of time at a boring party when one guest after another starts typing on his/her phone to check for an alternative.

also referred to as the tipping point of a party. soon after typing point, people start leaving the party for said alternative.
You don't want that to happen at your own party.

(on the phone)
Dude: He pal, whats the plan for tonight?
Pal: Hey dude, im meetin some friends later in town. thought you were at that party?
Dude: ya, dont know. typing point was five minutes ago, i think the partys dead pretty soon.
Pal: i told you! alright see you later..

by tboner3011 February 6, 2010

Typinate

-v- To annoy someone, to cause a grievance

Jill typinated her husband till he mowed the lawn

by Farmyardprincess September 15, 2011

Typing Tourettes

Typing without having control over what you are saying. Quite often typing whats on your mind, or using vulgar language.

Joe:Hey Frank
Frank:Hi fuckhead. shit whore bitch
Joe: huh?
Frank: sorry I didn't mean to type that, I have typing tourettes fuck bitch whore

by steve14 July 23, 2009

combat typist

someone who sits at a desk during deployment and then later speaks of PTSD or hardships endured because of deployment.

Dude, look at Calder over there talking about hardships of deployment when he sat in the S-2 all year.... fucking Combat Typist.

by MultipleDeployer May 16, 2014