Two-fer

A term used while smoking weed. It is used when someone takes two tokes of weed during his turn..

Man joey just took a two-fer

by Dymanator January 21, 2011

TwoForFive

A man of many words that don't make sense. Lives with clouds and kings. Has a heckin head and is an occasional flog. Apart of The Rookie Train and probably the most talented of them all.

TwoForFive, what a flog. I just watch for the doggos

by SelfChons June 7, 2018

Twoffer

1)2 things done simultaneously

2)anything that is difficult or hard to do

1)
Nicole: My hair doesent fall off anymore :D

Abe: Now i wont have to pick at it then :D

Bystander: Thats a Twoffer


2)My test is such a Twoffer.. it sucks!

by Abe and Nicole February 28, 2009

Twoper

is a really quick shit close to two minutes may even be a non wiper

Dude we cant go yet i gotta take a fucking twoper

by Dirty Dally November 3, 2009

tooferproof

Being ready to resist the inevitable sales in stores - like two-for-one deals - and stick to your shopping list and budget.

From now until Christmas I tooferproof myself by leaving the plastic at home and only taking the cash I can afford to spend.

by Cross67 September 11, 2014

Twoer

When you cum before bed but you still can't sleep so you have sex again.

It's o.k if we didn't have sex this morning... we had a twoer last night.

by Three'Er February 15, 2017

twifer

There is no direct definition but can be used anywhere to be offensive.

This twifer is an a**hole!

by Crimepunisher April 18, 2018