tweld

tweld can take the place of any possible word out there. It must be said with your fist closed and shaking with thumb and pinkie extended out

Hey your such a TWELD! or Her body is so TWELD! or (mom): clean you room please... (you) TWELD!

by bruenor October 1, 2008

Terd Berg

A large bowel movement that fills the bowl of the toilet so much so that the peak is above water. The bulk of the mass remains underwater, like an iceberg.

After delivering an epic food baby, Ryan realized he had given birth to a terd berg.

by Max Rake February 14, 2009

tweed sleeve

The result left on one's arm after a session of anal fisting. Generally a combination od lubricant and dried faeces.

He was wearing a lovely tweed sleeve his boyfriend gave him.

by mindcandy February 10, 2010

terd bean

noun: a somewhat deformed, or dis-proportionate chode.
* chode - a dick that is as wide as it is long

- could also be used to describe someones mother.

person 1: yo, get at me.
person 2: suck my terd bean!
person 1: ...

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person 1: hey.
person 2: your moms a terd bean.. just sayin.
person 1: ...

by pedophilic mr.rogers March 17, 2010

tweedophile

Someone who always wears tweed jackets.

That man loves tweed, he's a total tweedophile.

by Roopybabe November 22, 2013

tweedle dum and tweedle dee

tweedle dum and tweedle dee are Two complete idiots who suck ( mostly at double tennis )
a pair of identical twins who are stupid and clumsy but are humorous for people who like stupidity

Dum: Throw me the tennis ball

DEE THROWS THE TENNIS BALL AND IT CRASHES STRAIGHT INTO DUM
Dum: Nice throw
THIS AN EXAMPLE OF STUPIDITY ( STUPIDITY = TWEEDLE DUM AND TWEEDLE DEE

by DJKHFZ; March 15, 2017

tweeds

Also known as joint. Budz wrapped up in Z's and twisted at the ends. The earliest history I know of is from the movie 'Friday' (1995) quoted by Mr. Jones

"I betch ya'll been drinkin' that wine too, ain'tcha? And smokin' them tweeds and everything..."

by James S. November 29, 2004