tatored

Beyond shitfaced, completely gone. Slight redneck connotation. Incapable of caring about anything.

Mike was so tatored last night that he fell down the hill in the backyard and slept up against the fence at the bottom for 2 hours.

by Triis February 12, 2009

Tutovic

Originates in Montenegro, Europe. You can find a couple in New Jersey. Specifically means the most amazing person you'll ever meet. Rare name, rare person. You will love a Tutovic the second you start talking to them.

Person1: "Wow, he's donating blood."
Person 2: "He must be a Tutovic."

by jizzzzyyyleekaaa February 26, 2009

Hair Tumor

A bubble in one's hair, caused from inconsistencies in hair styling.

Woah, Rachael, don't let Addison braid your hair again - you have a hella hair tumor.

by OliveSoupp October 18, 2010

Nail polish tumor

The little blotch on your nail created when the polish clumps together.

I was just putting the finishing touches on my nails, when I accidentally created a nail polish tumor.

by oxfordskank September 11, 2011

Totoro Hand-Job

When one gets a hand-job from a large hairy man at a bus stop on a rainy day.

Man, Matt was so happy when it finally rained. He'd been waiting for a Totoro Hand-Job for, like, 3 weeks.

by AmericaManofAmerica February 25, 2014

brain tumor

a brain tumor is a tumor in your brain. it might kill you, which sucks big time if you get one. which i have.
you can get surgery, but surgery might kill you as well.

i have a brain tumor, and i hate it.

by stine August 18, 2005

Tumors

A word used to say how angry you are, made popular by the fanfiction FaCe ThE StRaNge

"He was so angry.... he was tumors...."

by Pantalones101 July 28, 2009