Todd the Turnip

an absolute mad chad lad sad fad dad brad

"yo did you see Todd the Turnip?"
"yes. i have been enlightened"

by ArtieBrick May 18, 2021

Sandy turnip

When a mans testicle gets stuck in a womans butthole.

We were going at it so hard I ended up with a sandy turnip

by Almost_careful July 16, 2013

turnip burner

A shitty old car which expels dark exhaust fumes while in operation. Can often be used to describe the driver of the vehicle.

Christ, that turnip burner is chucking out some really dodgy shit. It's getting all up in my grill.

by seeingitsimple October 24, 2013

cyclone turnip

A bad player who sinks his whole team and should touch a computer.

I had cyclone turnip on my team, and now I have no rank.

by Connor Kyser January 12, 2020

cyclone turnip

A player who gets carried left and right.

Damn, I carried Cyclone Turnip

by Connor Kyser January 07, 2020

cyclone turnip

Real name is Rohil and he acts like a king. He wears fake Hollister and sells fake shoes to idiots.

Damn I got a bad pair from cyclone turnip.

by Connor Kyser January 12, 2020

cyclone turnip

Aces but they are lucky.

Cyclone Turnip is so lucky.

by Connor Kyser January 12, 2020