tonite

For people who are to stupid to learn how to spell correctly.
Correct way "tonight"

Can you help me out with my spelling homework "tonite". I always seem to fail.

by The colour red April 22, 2009

tuition

The price you pay for an instructor to spoon feed you information that can be found for free at the library or an online search because people are too lazy to go do it themselves. On the introductory level , power points are usually used , which are made by the publisher so the lazy instructor can have more time to go home and watch porn and eat chips during his supposedly "valuable time". Tuition prices can be astronomical, which sadly are on the rise to only allow the insanely wealthy to attend the lectures, and the poorer people having to work at Taco Bell.

Typical College Student: Man I cannot miss today's lecture, it is going to be important and I need to take lots and lots of notes, omg!

Smart Bystander: You are not missing anything, you are wasting your time sitting in the class when you can just read the textbook at home. The textbook has better "notes" in it then you will ever be able to take. You totally wasted your money on college tuition.

by TbagT September 8, 2013

Tunisian Sun

when a male dips his testicles in lighter fluid, lights them, and proceeds to tea bag his partner

The woman was rushed to the ER with 3rd-degree Tunisian Sun burns all over her face.

by Scott the Green January 13, 2008

tunt

A level three employee that works at The Jeffers Corporation.

My sister was recently promoted from Boot to Tunt at Jeffers. She is really excited about it.

by Maddie Horner August 10, 2006

Tunisian Toothpaste

Also known as the Henry Winkler, while perspiring from ones scrotum the hand is used to wipe away "ball cheese." Then the hand is inserted into the unsuspecting mouth for oral cleansing. This is said to be a common dental practice in Tunisia. It is also rumored to be a good source of flouride.

Kip was being obnoxious by chewing with his mouth open so I gave him some Tunisian Toothpaste. Now he minds his manners at the dinner table.

by tpatora January 3, 2009

Tonito

An extremely funny person. And has lots of girls on him but loses them in about a week he is also a very kind and caring person and whenever your down he'll give you a hug and his hugs are like a grizzly warm bear on you.

"Hey, have you seen tonito?

"Yes I have, he's soo peng"
"Aliee I have a crush on him"

(They both snigger)

by OFB MANHANDLE December 9, 2019

jack tunstall

a tall dickhead who needs to khs

oh jack tunstall can pull down the board

by dickhead jones November 22, 2016