Cigar tubing

The anal discomfort felt after taking a huge dump that prevents you from sitting comfortably.

I took a huge dump at the funeral home and didn't give my butthole enough time to close. I was cigar tubing the whole way to work.

by JB_57 February 24, 2017

Butthole Tubing

Synonym for kissing. When lips touch during a kiss, the union creates an unbroken tube from one person's butthole, back though the mouth to the other butthole.

Hey baby, would you like to go to the drive in theater and do some butthole tubing?

by TheMooseKnuckle87 November 6, 2021

Snow tubing

When one proceeds to duck tape their feet together and pour a line of coke into their ass before being thrown into a cage match with a group of feral coke addicted wolves who were forced to go cold Turkey just a week before

Last Saturday, Jeff bet Bob he couldn’t survive snow tubing since he has a long family history of drug addiction

by Jonny74895873 December 17, 2022

noob tubing

A fucking disgrace to the earth

"this fucking 12 year old is noob tubing his way to a killstreak"

by owen webb September 24, 2017

flooding somebodys' tubin'

placing and/or deposition of the 'hot load', the sex act

john dreamed of flooding somebodys' tubin'
she want him to flood her tubin'
he wanted to flood somebodys' tubin'

by michael foolsley November 30, 2009

Tubistopillacama

Lack or internet or anything having to do with internet.

Jimmy suffered tubistopillacama when he moved into a Amish village.

by Kitler and Unknown December 13, 2012

you-tubing

The process in which a person spends a large length of time watching clips on you-tube. Usually, this is time that should be spending doing other things like homework.

Person one: "You get the math project done?"

Person two: "No, I was you-tubing most of the night."

by ladyvegas22 November 25, 2009