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Teddy Grahamin'

When one has reached the point where the only course of action left is to fill one's pockets full of teddy Grahams.
Tyler: I'm so, depressed. She dumped me. What's is there left for me to do?
Pat: The only thing you CAN do. Start Teddy Grahamin' ASAP.
by NiceNsoftTP December 15, 2010
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Treadmilf

A highly attractive mom who spends way too much time at the gym on the treadmill or related cardio equipment.
Yeah, mainstreet gym has good equipment, but I'd rather stay with the mall club just to watch the treadmilfs working out...
by bikecanoeist March 3, 2011
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Teddy Bear

A cuddly huggable thing that will always cheer you up! No matter what age you are, you can never be to old for a teddy bear.
by Fuzzy lover September 2, 2016
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teddy neer

Gayest "straight" person I've ever met.
Teddy Neer, more like Teddy Queer
by Bisepic February 27, 2019
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Reverse Teddy Roosevelt

Like the Teddy Roosevelt, but you use the sandpaper as a female condom instead.
One guy: Dude, why is the skin on your penis gone?
other guy: I just got a Reverse Teddy Roosevelt
by Dreznych December 11, 2010
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Kaiya Treadwell

If you ever meet a Kaiya Treadwell in your life then you better take advantage. Do not take your chance for granted. She will be the most caring, kind, smart, and loving person you will ever meet. Once she’s gone you’ll never find anyone like her again. She strives mostly in english and usually needs a little bit of help in math but that is what Kaiya’s bf is there for. She will marry a guy that she dated at a young age and they will love each other forever. His name will start with a k or a t. They will have 3 kids and he will be an athlete who makes a lot of money so the whole family will be very happy. Kaiya’s are usually the most beautiful person you will ever meet so go make sure you haven’t lost your chance yet.
Holy Shit!!! That girl is beutiful, almost perfect. It must be a Kaiya Treadwell
by I Love You Kaiya April 16, 2020
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Mississippi Friction Teddy

When you rip open the bottom of a teddy bear and sew in a fleshlight for pleasure
My girlfriend went away for work so I was left home all alone with nothing but my Mississippi friction teddy to keep me company
by fruitflint May 31, 2016
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