Trader ho

A suburban housewife that only shops at Trader Joe's, a chain of neighborhood grocery stores throughout the U.S., known for their inexpensive wine selection.

Most of the women in our subdivision are Trader Ho's. They won't even look at an Albertson's or Vons.

by lavmander August 14, 2011

Horse Trade

A disingenuous deal where one party knowingly conceals the quality of a good/service in a way that the other party perceives the deal as being better than it actually is.

Joel horse traded me on that bed frame. He said it was for a queen-size mattress, I took his word for it and didn't notice it was full-sized until I got it home. Now I have a bed frame I can't use!

by Stingy Guts May 27, 2021

Jackoff of all trades

Somebody who believes that they can multitask, but in attempting many different endeavors, fails at all or most of them. A failed polymath. An incompetent, wannabe rennaissance man.

"Dude thinks he's the jack of all trades. He screwed up the math on the cash register, he can't speak spanish for shit, and after he tried to tune up my car, I had to take it in and spend $200 bucks before it would start again. He's the jackoff of all trades."

by Hank the Monster October 18, 2009

Bandera bread sex trade

This is when you are lucky enough to meet a woman who will do anything for bandera bread... So naturally, the bread is exchanged for sexual favors...

I just found out my girlfriend is so crazy about bandera bread, that the bandera bread sex trade is the next logical step to take 'cause she'll put out anytime I talk about going to Boston Pizza.

by Bog-man November 1, 2016

cum belching trailer trash

(noun) 1. An insult - Usually a female who is thought of as someone who sluts-around. 2. An expansion of the insult "trailer trash" taking the term to a level that encompasses the type of trailer trash who sucks dick a lot (A LOT!) and swallows so much cum that her belly is full of it, causing her to "burp" or "belch," if you will, cum.

I wouldn't take Jane to any kind of fancy resteraunt since she's nothing but cum belching trailer trash anyway.

Why would you want to meet chicks at the flea-market? All you're gonna find there is a bunch of cum belching trailer trash.

by Dale E. September 18, 2008

Tennessee Trailer Tang

Bad, tainted, raunchy vagina

Guy 1: This sushi is nasty. Reminds me of Tennessee trailer tang!
Guy 2: Ew, I've had that.

by SlkRk11 January 2, 2016

trailer trash

Derogatory description for person who seems well-suited to residential life in a mobile home park and is distinguished by poor hygiene, foul language, slovenly or slutty clothing, and general ignorance. Recreations include drinking malt liquor in lawn chairs under tattered R.V. awning and teenage pregnancy. Close synonymn for poor white trash. Can also be used as literal term for personal effects strewn by tornado when ripping though mobile home park.

"Bambi acts like such trailer trash when she chugs malt liquor and belches."

"She can clean it up, but underneath she's still trailer trash."

by sharona November 6, 2004