Black tracking

The act of driving around and intentionally leaving burnout marks, doing a burn out.

Ben: Hey Dave, what you doing tonight?

Dave: oh nothing much, probably just black tracking the back streets later.

by Steve1928 August 21, 2022

Its like teaching a dinosaur to masturbate

-This saying is often used when you are committing something impossible. For example a T-rex trying to self pleasure with its tiny arms

"I cant figure out how to use this computer Melinda, its like teaching a dinosaur to masturbate"
"Cleaning your bisclitussy is like teach a dinosaur to masturbate"

by Danussy August 31, 2022

treaching

reaching into your soul and implanting the learnin'

Finance department spent lots of time helping and treaching us how to use their convoluted system.

by zhong December 2, 2011

teaching

A profession that highly skilled people find themselves in when they can't find a better job.

For all those people who say that teaching is great.....it is....just because all the kids are like Vikki Pollard

Shit I can't find a job that opays more than £10,000 a year....better go into teaching

by Heather Scott November 4, 2004

Tomorrow’s Teachings

A channel that is not well known on YouTube, however somehow manages to be even funnier than popular channels like Dhar Mann. They make videos that teach life lessons, however they are often funny or offensive and fail to teach any lesson. Some of their videos include Evil Dad Throws Baby in Trash, featuring a man who has the power to possess anyone and aliens, Mom takes Autistic Son’s D**k Pic, featuring zombies and a teenager who is forced to pretend he is autistic by his mom, and Karen Hunts Down Mexicans Part 1 and Part 2 which is explained purely by the title. Oh and they sell merch and you can submit videos for $30

At school
A: Have you watched Tomorrow’s Teachings?
B: No, why?
A: Watch them when you get home, it is so funny
B: OK
At home
B: watches Evil Dad Throws Baby in Trash by Tomorrow’s Teachings WHAT IS THIS THIS IS SO FUNNY 😭 suffocates to death while laughing

by 😩 daddy October 22, 2023

tracking

To express progress being made on some unit of work

- How are you tracking on your deliverable?
- Bad, I'll need to pushback on the ETA

by ppominville August 27, 2003

voice tracking

1. When a radio DJ records his breaks in advance or from a far-away place yet tries to make you believe he or she is live in the studio.

2. When an employee at a radio station is gone from his office, desk, or cubicle for an extended period of time without giving a reason in advance.

3. (Used in radio/TV industry) Doing less than a good job; phoning it in.

"You can tell he's voice tracking - he's predicting a sunny day when it's obviously going to rain."

"Where's John? Oh, he must be voice tracking."

"Shirley looks bored" "She's voice tracking today"

"How can Ryan Seacrest be on in your city when he's live here in L.A. every morning?" "Voice tracking."

by All The Excess October 13, 2009