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Townes Van Zandt

Arguably the best songwriter in country music.
Most famously wrote Pancho and Lefty.

You Are Not Needed Now
Greensboro Woman
Silver Ships of Andilar
Mr. Gold & Mr. Mudd
Heavenly Houseboat Blues
Person : I will stand on Bob Dylan's coffee table and say that Townes Van Zandt is the greates songwriter in history!

Townes: I have met Bob Dylan's bodyguards, and if you think that you're going to stand on his coffee table, you are sadly, sadly mistaken.

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Allison laid an egg on me
And every time I turn around
It's floating through the air above my head
Well, I told Miss Hicks and she said, "Fine,
as long as you're back in your room on time
I'll keep you clean and the girls'll keep you fed."
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tony the tiler 

Guy who lays tile like a italian
Tony the tiler says if you lay it right you can walk all over it for years
tony the tiler by Tonythetiler September 22, 2020

pleasure town 

a magical place as pictured in "anchorman" only accessible during intense orgasmic pleasure between fellow news reporters, while riding on unicorns down a magestic rainbow, with Tom jones in the backround. it consists of an animated world with the most glorious rainbow ever, and panda's and squirels.
take me to pleasure town
oh we're going there

town tax 

Origninated in Oakland(the town) California, town taxin is when someones whip gets stomped out somethin terrible
"Damn that fools shit got town taxed so tuff the ceiling was touchin the headrest"
town tax by TheBayBird May 9, 2006

Town of Salem 

A relatively new free-to-play indie game that resembles the classic party game: Mafia. The rules are as follows- Each player is randomly assigned a role. At night, some roles kill other roles. The next day, the remaining roles try to figure out who the killers are and hang them. This continues for the rest of the round. The end result? Lots of trust issues.
Danny, Logan, and Preston all mentally prepared themselves for their next round of Town of Salem.
Town of Salem by Sapphiz April 4, 2015
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Tanya is cool but tonya is better
tonya by one in a million May 30, 2017
A person with a caring soul and sarcastically funny mouth, Beautiful inside and out, always taking care of others is who she is, she believes family is everything, someone you definitely want on your team always
Tonya is caring
Tonya by Twina1977 December 5, 2019