touchdown is when you just touch down in prison for some sick heinous disturbing taboo crime or just got away with it.
touchdown!!!!!!
by Megasus Thrist Jesus Christ April 28, 2022
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The act of having sexual intercourse with the same woman 6 separate times. To get the extra point, immediately after the 6th time, she has to give you head to the Eminem song "Lose Yourself", and then you must nut promptly as you hear "Moms Spaghetti". To convert a 2 point conversion, you must two pump either her mom or one of her siblings on the same calendar date as the completion of the 6th time.
Bro1: Bro I scored a touchdown on Karen last night. Bro2: Did you make the extra point? Bro1: nah I went for 2 and ended up getting my pipe stuck in her 12 year old sister :(
by Jesus Collin November 6, 2018
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You arrive home, come through a place, turn up somwhere, show up.
I'm touchdown home first then ill be there

I'm touchdown in a min
by Uk Street Truth May 28, 2022
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Being released from confinement or incarceration.
I have a one day and a wake-up before I touchdown
by MoMo28 December 31, 2021
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1: Touchdown commonly refer to scoring a goal in (American) Football.
2: Touchdown may refer to a solid piece of fecal matter touching the water in the toilet before being separated by muscles in the anal ring contracting.
Exampel 1 Hey, did you see the game last night? O.J. Simpson scored a touchdow against the Washington Redskins.

Exampel 2 You won’t believe what happened at the toilet. I made a touchdown!
by Pat Fenis June 12, 2019
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