Toblerone Touchdown

when your missus has BV and you're out of condoms so you stick a Toblerone box on your penis and go to town, then when you've picked up enough of the BV juices and jizzed in the box, you pull out, take the sleeve off, and touchdown it onto her head. bonus points if it lands in her mouth.

Danny gave me a Toblerone Touchdown last night, I'm telling my therapist all about it tomorrow.

by itsmxra42 April 18, 2024

TouchDown

Getting To Your Destination Is A Successful TouchDown

Honey !+) Me Has Achieved A Successful TouchDown

by The V ONE 2nd To None April 1, 2017

tallahassee touchdown

Tackling a naked man to the ground while naked

Three hours after last nights football game Steve and Joe did the Tallahassee Touchdown while drunk.

by Slaphappygrandpappy November 9, 2013

Touchdown

Being released from confinement or incarceration.

I have a one day and a wake-up before I touchdown

by MoMo28 December 31, 2020

Superhero Touchdown

The act in which you launch your body off of a stationary object and into the vagina of a human female. While in the air, you shout, "I'm cumming in hot". This is usually done while wearing a cape.

Daniel gave me the Superhero Touchdown last night.

by SuperheroTouchdown October 6, 2016

Touchdown

The act of bumming or sampling something, usually food or drugs, from a friend or even a stranger.

Holy smokes, you guys got pizza? Let me touchdown on some of that.

by Hollywood Kid May 23, 2008

Iowa touchdown

When a football team scores 7 points but does so by kicking one field goal and scoring two safeties. Named for the Iowa Hawkeyes, who scored 7 points in this manner against South Dakota State on September 3, 2022.

The Hawkeyes’ offense couldn’t score an actual touchdown for shit, but the defense and special teams stepped up to get an Iowa touchdown.

by HarpMonger September 4, 2022