launch a torpedo

To take a massive shit, so big that when it hits the toilet water it makes a huge kerplunk!

Man, i gotta launch a torpedo like no other!

by errrizzzzle October 17, 2007

torpedo

Incarceration Term-
An enforcer in prison/jail. Large and tough men that are assigned the role of enforcer among their race by the head of the race. If someone is disrespectful or breaks the rules, the head will send out torpedos to do some damage.
A typical minor incursion will result in a chinstrap (a heavy hit to the chin) or, for a more serious incursion, a stomp by all members of the race.

Jonny Boy was overheard talking shit about the head. He woke up in the middle of the night to the torpedos thumping on his head with socks full of batteries.

by Fumanchewd October 26, 2006

warp torpedo

The act of destroying another’s reality through a forceful assertion of yours. Powerful displays of this form of social attack result in dizziness and disorientation.

Man, I know I'd been drinking, but Si dealt me a broadside warp torpedo so powerful I woke up two and a half hours later still incessantly doodling over and over the same napkin with no knowledge of the proceeding events. Butter-maids, indeed...

by Mike Hutchinson January 27, 2007

sperm torpedo

When your in the hot tub with a girl and shoot your load at her.

HAHA bitch I sperm torpedo'd your ass!

by MlKE HAVVK May 31, 2007

Tried it

when someone tries to check you but it fails.

Becky: That's why you ain't never had a boyfriend!
Everyone:OOOHHHH
Jannie: Uh Yeet, my boyfriend sitting right next to you with yo dumb ass. You tried it Becky!

by Bishielover16 December 8, 2017

Torie

An extremely attractive girl whos flirty personality and curvacious figure will keep you coming back for more. She's usually a blonde, and shows that she is. People gravitate towards Torie. She enjoys long relationships and has many close guy friends. Often mistaken for a "slut" but really isn't. She can also be a super bitch if you get onto her bad side. Most people are jealous of her, because dayumm she's on top of her game. Basically, Torie's fuckin DOPE. You're just not on her level.

Torie is Gods gift to man, one sexy down to earth female who contains the most luring eyes and breath-taking smile, pure fun, an orgasmic feeling unnatural to most people.

logan: dude, did you see torie today!?
tony: yeah! her chest was like, out there. damn, i want some of that!
logan: i'm actually gonna get it though!

by helloimkittyx3 October 17, 2009

Toilet Torpedo

Dropping a toilet bomb that is backed directly behind it buy a large fart. The resulting eruption from the fart launches the turd at high speed into the rear toilet wall.

Friend 1: Hey man you done in the bathroom?

Friend 2: Ya I had a bad case of the toilet torpedoes!

Friend 1: Aww, man did you clean it off the back of the bowl?

by jwaybut November 18, 2009