Tonsil Checker

WHEN YOU GRAB THE BACK OF A WOMANS HEAD AND YOU SHOVE YOUR DICK SO FAR DOWN HER THROAT YOU CAN NOTICE IF SHE HAS HAD HER TONSILS REMOVED OR NOT.

Last night I met a woman at the bar who ended up coming home with me and as she started to give me a blowjob I got a little over excited and gave her a tonsil checker. She still has them fyi...

by PNDub Dude January 20, 2017

Tonsil Penisitis

An acute rash-like disease brought on by severe rubbing of a man's (or transexual person's) penis on another person's tonsils (Whores, and Gay Men, are most commonly diagnosed).

Investigator: How did the victim die?
Doctor: The victim died of a severe case of Tonsil Penisitis.
Investigator: That's fucked up.
Doctor: Yes, the people who get it generally are.

by MR>CROW October 2, 2009

tonsil wad

the result of throwing up in your mouth just a little.

Dude stop yer givin' me a tonsil wad"

by countryprincess February 3, 2006

tonsil paint

n., alcohol, lubrication

Jeb, let's paint the town red with some good ol' tonsil paint!

by roger the fabricator February 19, 2004

Tonsil tickler

Shoving your penis far enough in the throat to tickle the tonsils. May tickle more if a pubic hair gets stuck in the throat as well.

Nate slept through the entire tonsil tickler I gave him last night!

by Flap master June 17, 2013

tonsil hockey goalie

one who is on the catching end of the game.and a good goalie never lets a shot by.

hey tiffiny is the best tonsil hockey goalie on the team. she has never let one shot past.yes sir caught every one.

by antous on topolots April 1, 2008

tonsil tickler

a bloke that cant kiss and frequently rams his tongue down your throat to no effect.

Marks cant kiss he's a real tonsil tickler!

by frenchie April 24, 2003