Tom Selleck

Laying a juicy turd across someone's upper lip. A Tom Selleck can be given manually or if one is particularly accomplished, lay a Tom Selleck without the use of one's hands.

"When Jeff passed out, I squatted over his face and gave him a mean Tom Selleck." or "That guy gives one hell of a Tom Sellek."

by Stabitystab July 27, 2008

Tom Smith

The best guy like ever in the world
Dead fit
Can't find any faults
Wants to be an actor
HILARIOUS MAN
beautiful inside and out

Girl 1: Hey do you know Tom Smith?
Girl 1: Nah who's he?
Girl 1: Oh only the most amazing guy ever!!!!!!!11!!!!1!!!

by IlikeCHEESEalot November 9, 2011

tom slagmore

Everyone has the ability to be Tom Slagmore, but not everyone IS Tom Slagmore. An alter ego for those who know what's up.

"Who was that guy?"
"That guy? That, my friend, is Tom Slagmore."

by Tom Slagmore May 31, 2017

Tom Scott

Tom Scott is an educational British youtuber, who talks about places and computers.

Person 1: "I watch Tom Scott."
Person 2: "Nerd."

by Brick Diggity October 13, 2022

Tom Sandoval

An ex mactor who is now a leathery looking frontman of a below average cover band. He was recently caught having an affair with a woman who resembles Bambi but with cotton candy for brains.

“Tom Sandoval can suck a dick” - Kristen Doute

by ShiShu March 11, 2023

tom sawyer

1. One of Canadian Supergroup Rush's best known songs.

2. The poster song for Rush. Basically the song people know when they pretend to like Rush to gain respect of a friend who likes rush.

A modern warrior mean mean stride, todays Tom Sawyer, mean mean pride.

"i love tom sawyer"
"dude, maybe you should listen to some of their other songs"

by Betsch February 28, 2008

Tom Sneddon

Deranged Columbo wannabe. Mentally challenged and unable to comprehend facts. Also known as Mad Dog, but with his rotten teeth, Sneddon's bark is bigger than his bite. woof woof.

His Momma never taught him right.

by I support MJ February 10, 2005