Todd

A strong independent man, not petite.

Your 6th tea today? wow, you're such a Todd.

by englishdictionaryy September 13, 2019

Todd

The guy that gets old ladies to become super soakers again. Knows how to clean the cobwebs. Super swell guy. Very respectful. He is sexy. But the wrinkles is where he is at.

todd loves his older ladies.

You're such a todd for talking to Joseph's grandma.

by ReneImCold June 1, 2020

Todd

A dumbass who works in IT

Did that bITch Todd roll up those cords?

by zoinks123 February 20, 2017

Todd

He’s a douche bag that can go suck a fat cock

Guy: Todd sucks dick

by B1gb0y420 April 19, 2019

Todd

A Todd is a lazy, late, foolish, or miss-informed person. Basically, anyone that could do better by giving a shit.

Ben is two hours late. He is king of the Todds.

by causticdreamer March 2, 2015

Todd

A black man who wishes he were white. A narcissist, who listens to Celine Dion, plays golf, has a tiny pecker, dates white women, and secretly likes fat chicks.

chick 1: how was yur date with Todd last night?

chick2: omg, if he says one more fuckin word about how important he is, or how much money he makes ima stick my foot far up his wannabe ass!

by Metso June 26, 2008

Todd

Commonly confused with "Tod" - that version of "tod" however is the lower class version. Todd would let you win on fortnite, you could be dying n Todd would be like hEy iMa saVe yOu, hEre tAke a BandAge, He has a leng taste in moooooosic, He would occasionally have a very annoying older brother n watch scary movies wiv you till u pissed scared. hehe :)

molly hoes: hey im fishy n all but ima square up to you todd cos ur pretty
me: piss off, u manky hoe

by bobbiethebuilda February 24, 2021