A word to describe being drunk on fun. For when good old, honest jubilation leads to a high unaided by a drug or any illegal substance.
"Hey, man, you wouldn't even believe the night I just had. First we saw Nicholas Cage in that wizard movie..."
"Woah were you high?"
"Not yet man. But it was so bad, we started replacing a single word in each sentence said with something dirty. We thought this was really creative and thought others should hear it. So we started walking to an open mic and found three coupons to a psychic and she told us we were gonna come into some cash. After pants-ing some skateboarders in the park, we kinda got chased into a borders and kept switching the outside sleeves on hardcovers. Look, long story short, we were funked as shit, tipping cows does not apply to horses, and I found 5 dollars".
"None of that sounds really exciting unless you're drunk".
"Like I said, we were funked".
"Woah were you high?"
"Not yet man. But it was so bad, we started replacing a single word in each sentence said with something dirty. We thought this was really creative and thought others should hear it. So we started walking to an open mic and found three coupons to a psychic and she told us we were gonna come into some cash. After pants-ing some skateboarders in the park, we kinda got chased into a borders and kept switching the outside sleeves on hardcovers. Look, long story short, we were funked as shit, tipping cows does not apply to horses, and I found 5 dollars".
"None of that sounds really exciting unless you're drunk".
"Like I said, we were funked".
by mary poppinbag March 14, 2011
by jaxxon911 August 21, 2009
a collective gendre of STD's, and or a person (usually a girl) of a funkful(dirty,inpure,etc) nature.
BOY, U BET' NOT GET WITH THAT STANK ASS HO! YOU GON GET...THE FUNK!
*most effective said by those of the black ethnicity*
*most effective said by those of the black ethnicity*
by ashley2sexc June 25, 2005
by John March 31, 2005
if a friend who is usually fairly amusing is in a sulk or being uncharacteristicly quiet, one may order them to ''bring on the funk''
by the anti-chav May 22, 2005
by ProdigyStoner May 26, 2011