When a picture gives the false impression that people are happy or satisfied. Unlike a Kodak moment it’s artificial like the sweetener “Splenda”.
Person: “ those celebrities look so adorable together!”
Cynic: “they must be having a Splenda moment.”
Cynic: “they must be having a Splenda moment.”
by ImaShankMaAss September 25, 2022
Get the Splenda momentmug. He is like the best Splenda Daddy. He takes me out on dates all the time, buys me clothes, and just wants me to be friendly towards him.
by LionBroad December 3, 2016
Get the Splenda Daddymug. by Jcm89 August 20, 2021
Get the Splenda Daddymug. A fusion term of “negative Nancy” and “Splenda packet”. Used to describe someone who is unable and/or unwilling to display cheer, or who is unwilling or otherwise not open to unearthing positivity in negative moments
by sigmapopsicle March 28, 2020
Get the Nancy Splendamug. by Aros22 April 27, 2016
Get the Splenda Dudemug. A non-addictive version of the drug known as cocaine which was made from cocaine and through scientific measure was remedied of all its bad side effects like "the drip", "a bad taste", and has no "come down" after the high effect wears off in usually an hour per dose. Nicknamed "the Perfect Drug" in 3042 A.D. because scientists could find no harmful effects to humans. Renegade pirate time travelers thought it a brilliant idea to smuggle the drug back in time to 1998 A.D. and market it as an artificial sweetener, since it also had no calories and could sweeten anything, leaving it readily available and cheap to fellow time travelers who knew enough to sniff it rather than eat it to get the high.
"How do you know Skrillex is from the future?"
"Because I saw him snorting lines of Splenda... and have you heard his music?"
"Because I saw him snorting lines of Splenda... and have you heard his music?"
by Fairy Godmutha March 1, 2017
Get the SPLENDAmug.