chadwick thundercock

An absolute chad with a humongous 'thundercock'.

God, Jason is such a chadwick thundercock!

by eaat'o[mger August 19, 2019

thunderfuck

the way a sexy girl looks when she wakes up from a night full of riveting sexual experiences.

Antonio:: i banged this hottie last night, yeahhh she was a total thunderfuck, she looked so lucious, i fucked her again before i sent her packin.

by bitcharoni October 23, 2007

thundercock

A guy that is a douche but doesn't know it, while hitting on three girls or more girls all involved in the same cliche.

Just look at your local douches and your most likely to find a thundercock in that group.

by nails of a wolverine June 3, 2009

Thunderdunk

Occurs on a hot summers night as your balls hang low and then, when a friend or enemy falls asleep, or is heavily intoxicated, one drops their pants, swings their thighs in a thrust forward motion then drops down quickly to slap the victims face with the testicles.

That was the craziest Thunderdunk ever, his balls hit that guys face so hard I thought I heard a sonic boom!

by Zach Lane May 30, 2008

Tittoes Thunderfuck

Making your bitch walk back to her dormitory alone during a thunderstorm, usually resulting in near death and or severe bodily damage.

Guy 1: Yo, I Tittoes Thunderfucked my bitch last night during that storm. She got struck in the vag with a bolt of lightning.
Guy 2: Holy shit dude is she alright?
Guy 1: Yeah, but whenver I insert now I get shocked. Her spicebox is like a fucking electric generator.
Guy 2: Have you tried plugging things into her?
Guy 1: Yeah, I ran out of sockets so she's running the microwave as we speak.

by Barry Mastrocockslap January 11, 2009

Thunderdunk

1. A game played in men's public restrooms while dropping a deuce.
The rules: Nugget must make a splash which in turn allows you to yell, "THUNDERDUUUUUUUNK!" If audible from outside the restroom you score one point.
If turd audible you earn two points.
Play until fifteen points scored.

A dude runs into the men's and crashes into the stall and lets out a deuce and it is a splasher so he shouts, "THUNDERDUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNK!"

Man 1: "Dude I totally just heard you thunderdunk out here!"
Man 2: "Yeah that thunderdunk just ripped my O ring!"

by Jared Orion, Richard Wayne October 30, 2007

Thunderfuck

Pronunciation: thuhn-der-fuhk
Function: Verb

To publicly chastise someone without regard to social convention or political correctness

I will thunderfuck your ass right out of this grocery store, you retarded, douche bag, ass clown.

by shacknerz July 6, 2008