Game of Thrones

In a public bathroom setting, choosing the next stall because the "throne" of the one you just opened the door to is just way too gruesome to even contemplate using.

In a crowded airport, someone's always going to lose the Game of Thrones.

by Ae5Ea8 February 15, 2015

phone throned

When someones calls you while they are on the toilet. Using the facilities while talking.

Gross! That guy at the club last night phone throned me this morning. I heard the whole symphony he played.

by Jamie AKA The Hussy Housewife January 16, 2009

Dick Throne

When a gentlemen provides a back rest to a female riding dick, by using his legs, creating a throne that you won't want to stand up from.

Cindy: Have you sat on Jack's dick throne yet?
Jane: Of course, I'll never turn down a dick throne!

by Mike E.D. March 4, 2009

throner boner

A figuritive expression of phallic pleasure, resulting from the watching of Game of Thrones.

also used in describing the activity of watching Game of Thrones.

'what are you doing sunday night?'

"I am going to get my throner boner on" roughly translated as: 'I am going to watch Game of Thrones'

'Did you see last weeks' episode?'

"yeah, it gave me a total throner boner"

by BuffaloGal87 January 10, 2015

Emergency throne call

When your sitting around and your stomach does an unexpected turn for the worse like you just ate 10 fiery burritos the night before.

This chick was giving me the best blowjob ever unfortunately I had to stop and make an emergency throne call. I Got finished wiping and got right back to it tho.

She's a dirty girl

by Krizbanger August 26, 2011

Game of Thrones

A show that uses gore and boobs to trick non-nerds/non-geeks into liking fantasy.

Jock in 2000: EWWWWW, you're talking about dragons and ice zombies? What a dweeb.

Jock in 2019: DRAGONS, ICE ZOMBIES, AND TITTIES!!!!!!!! PLS WATCH GAME OF THRONES
Geek: Oh-kay.

by Haxorino February 24, 2019

frozen throne

1. When you wake up to go take a shit in the middle of winter, and the toilet seat is so fucking cold it shocks you into unpleasant alertness.
2. The expansion pack for Warcraft III. Notice how they didn't balance the original game until the expansion was practically upon us.

"OMG NERF CASTER"
"Dude chill out, buy TFT and make Spellbreakers."
"GHEY!"

by Anonymous June 24, 2003