twisted misters

having a case of diarrhea

I had too many beers last night and woke up with a case of the twisted misters.

by anonymous please August 29, 2007

twisted tank engine

you put a baseball bat into a girls ass and make her make a revvvving noise as you pull it in and out in a twisting motion

wow, you gave that slut a twisted tank engine

by dingdongasdf May 26, 2009

Twisted Tuesday

Drinking and probably getting drunk on a Tuesday, not because you plan to go out, just because...

Nick: Why are you guys drinking right now?
Jeff: It's 5:20 dawg.
Chapstick: And it's Twisted Tuesday?
Nick: I'm in!
Jeff: Grab a beer
Nick: I'm gonna make a Red Boston.
Chapstick: Make two!

by Chapenstein May 23, 2012

WITTLE THISTER

YOUNGER SIBLING.

MY WITTLE THISTER IS GOING WITH ME TO THE STORE.

by BIG BROTHER7 June 10, 2010

Midget Twisted

When your a little high on weed and buzzed on alcohol. But still a little bit of both

I'm feeling good. I midget twisted

by yolocrayboy September 13, 2016

Twisted Heart

the worst feeling you can have...when ur heart is just getting twisted around and your just waiting for it to break so it can end the pain...

I have a bad case of twisted heart....

by of a revolution March 7, 2004

got it twisted

to not take something the wrong way or think its wrong... not ot twist wut someone has told you.. one love

dont get this twisted dogg, but nikki, she's my bitch, so you best back off.

by Illy September 3, 2004