These pretzels are making me thirsty

Comes from Seinfield.
I use it as a replacement for "this is making me angry", just like goerge does in a later episode.

You are at a cinema, people keps yaking on the phone, "these pretzels are making me thirsty" (this idiot is making me mad)

by TheLordAkira September 22, 2007

Thirsty Eddie

A man who gets too scummy(drunk) and sexually harass all women. This may include groping, fondling, and being a sexual predator.

Tell me why i saw Thirsty Eddie at Transit almost get his ass kicked by a pimp for fondling his prostitute.

by da MoB March 13, 2008

thirstology

The study of the social issues of thirstiness; the ongoing effort to find ways to counteract the detrimental effects of thirst: neediness, attention-whoring, paper-chasing, overt eagerness, creeping, and desperateness. A professional thirstologist has a responsibility to educate the public on how to avoid quenching thirst by cupcaking or simping.

I need to pick up some knowledge on thirstology, cuz this hoe text me like 15 times in the last minute.

by bigmikeakathebizz January 17, 2013

Thirsty 10 year olds

When annoying 10 year olds get on online games like Animal Jam and Roblox and Minecraft servers asking for dates. Sometimes even advertising as the other gender, not because they are Homosexual, but because they're that damn desprate.

Dude I think some of them are just doing it for the online sex.

Thirsty 10 year olds can usually be found in highly populated places

Girl online: "Needs hot member bayyy"
Me: "WHAT THE heck begone T H O T"

Girl pretending to be a boy: "SAY 123 FOR HOT GUY"

Me: "No stop please just die. Why are you all desperate h00kers"

by Beautiful Garbage January 4, 2018

thirsty hoes

A girl that goes after another girls man. Trying to sip on someone else's "kool aid"

There were thirsty hoes everywhere trying to get with my man. That's my kool-aid, it ain't happening.

by Miss__Lady February 13, 2014

thirsty on main

when you’re thirsty on a public account (like your ig or snap)

not to be thirsty on main but i want a boyfriend

by beans1234567890 December 5, 2018

power thirst

An extreme energy drink with such side effects as glowing sweat, bear-blasting, and hump-catting. Its the ultimate thirst quencher. Comes in such flavors as manana, fizz bitch, gun, woman, and doves. It fills you with perposterous amounts of testosterone! PERPOSTERONE! You will be good at EVERYTHING FOREVER!!!! you will be good at running!, football!, Arsin!, Weddings!, and....ART! Power Thirst is crystal meth in a can, its crystal meth in a can. POWER THRIIST IS CRYSTAL METH!!

warning: it may contain Anna Kournikova .

I forgot to buy glow sticks for that rave party...good thing i had power thirst and got glowing sweat!

by Hobitses December 9, 2007