Womb Beater

A large penis that is able to pound her womb during sexual intercourse.

I gave Rachel the old womb beater last night. She was screaming “You’re wombing me! You’re wombing me!” with every delightful thrust.

by Eaton Holgoode June 15, 2018

womb snake

Slang for: penis, dick or cock!

Not to be confused with: choad, wang or dong!

Man I pulled out my womb snake and gave them the business!!

by Raunchy Lou June 30, 2019

Womb Doomed

When your first and last name, fucks you for life. Your parents probably didn’t want you.

Mr. And Mrs. Faggit womb doomed their son by naming him Gaylen Faggit.

by Bonqeusha July 15, 2018

Womb Friendly

A term used when house hunting, describing a home that would attract a woman wanting to start a family in.

This home is very womb friendly.

by Duckcave September 5, 2013

womb broom

a mustache

I ate my girlfriend out and cleaned her uterus with my womb broom!

by JAMESDMITRI August 18, 2010

Womb sniffer

A fragile, power hungry male who thinks he has a say over women’s rights.

Womb sniffer: Abortion is mUrDeR!!!!

Normal person: We got a womb sniffer over here. Leave women’s rights alone and go get laid for once.

by thatsexychick11 June 10, 2022

womb broom

A particularly thick, wiry moustache.

That bitch gave him crabs in his womb broom!

by Apathetic Care Bear January 29, 2005