Tappers Stroke

When you repeatedly tap or press something in attempt to make it go faster. Common on many electronic devices.
Jerry had a tappers stroke when his computer was acting slow and not refreshing.
by willywonkaboi May 7, 2019
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Tonya Tapper

A baton, typically a retractable/collapsible type that is carried by the police and can be easily carried by an average civilian and used for self-defense or destroying kneecaps.

The term is derived from the 1994 attack of Olympic figure skater Nancy Kerrigan by Shane Stant, who was later revealed to be hired by Jeff Gillooly and Shawn Eckardt. Eckardt was the bodyguard to and Gillooly was the ex-husband of rival Olympic figure skater Tonya Harding. The attacker used a 21-inch (53 cm) ASP telescopic baton and was intending to break the knee of Kerrigan, thus allowing Harding to advance further. Many news outlets and people have since associated Tonya Harding directly with the attack and the alliterative term "Tonya Tapper" was created.
"Did you hear Jimmy got hit up with a Tonya Tapper? He's never going to walk the same."

"I keep a Tonya Tapper in my car in case of emergencies."

"What is the word for a Tonya Tapper again? You know, the one that you smash into the ground to collapse or into kneecaps."
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cam tapper

when you try to make it look like you've been crying to get
some sweat drenching rough sex which usually goes unsuccessfully so you end up tapping yourself.
masturbation is an alternative word for cam tapper.

"stop it nasty cam tapper" said LaLa
"I'll buy you a vibrator for Christmas this year you disgusting slut""Just please STFU and live happily ever after with it""Capiche?"
by accidental creation March 8, 2008
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self tapper

A person who penatrates themselves during masterbation.
Your mom is a self tapper when I'm not around.
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Water Tapper

When a Mans penis hangs so low in the toilet bowl, it starts to touch the water.
Man 1: "Man I had a Water Tapper in the Walmart bathroom today."

Man 2: "Damn, you're Dick is that long?"
by Jhicks976 October 5, 2021
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burning anus tapper

when you lick a man/womans anus till its raw then after using bengay as lubricent use your penis as a hammer from that shitty gopher game we all played as kids and tap that shit till it bleeds.
i was with this elderly man last week who said he never has any fun anymore, so i performed the burning anus tapper then tucked him into bed.
by chicagomeathouse November 8, 2013
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pud tapper

Female equivalent of wanker. Tedious woman who thinks a lot of themselves and their rather unoriginal opinions.
"She's a real pud tapper. She actually thinks Audis and iPads are on-trend."

"She's also the type to use the phrase " on-trend. "
by simsmi September 21, 2015
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