fake john sweeney

Real Irish Nibba with them dank ass timbs

Wow look at that Fake John Sweeney, He fly as fuck

by twitch.tv/loltyler1 November 30, 2016

The Ole' Sweeney Weenie

The moderately endowed penis of a Sweeney male. Capable of countless amazing feats...

-You gave her a taste of The Ole' Sweeney Weenie. Made her scream didn't you.
-The Ole' Sweeney Weenie saved four children and a litter of puppies from a burning building, Saturday night.

by cgibbs87 February 07, 2006

pull a "sweeney todd"

verb.

a.to slit someone's throat,much like johnny depp's character in the movie "sweeney todd:the demon barber of fleet street"

b.when somebody kills all of there own friends and family

c.to victmize inocent person by feeding them another person,and they're unaware of that

a.this skiz-ank is frontin' i ain't down with that,imma gonna pull a "sweeney todd" on her ass.

B.Did you hear about katie?she killed all of her friends an family,that crazy bitch pulled a "sweeney todd"

C.Jim,there's a finger in the pot-pie you gave me,did you pull a "sweeney todd" on me?

by Maggie & Jessica January 04, 2008

lara sweeney

Lara Sweeney is a girl anyone would be lucky to know, she's very smart and great at sport but never wants to admit it, she is always the hottest kindest and most popular girl, she is very successful in everything she does and is pretty rich.

One thing that is known about Lara Sweeney is that her true love is someone called Noah

"Wow whose she...I bet she's lara sweeney, and the guy she's next to is probably called noah

by September 06, 2017

Sweeney

Another word for a dick or penis, often used in the suburbs of Norfolk to describe a person with large genitals.

Finn has an extremely large sweeney.

by Finnbigdick May 11, 2018

Sweeney

Faggot, sometimes also known as Alan.Most commonly seen with an unshaven moustache

Girl:will u shift my friend
Other girl:nah he looks like a sweeney

by Lilswantonxx June 02, 2019

Sweeney

A Leprechaun from Florida with a small penis who has a weak pull out game and no skill in a car or on a bike.

Watch Sweeney over there, he has to park facing downhill so he doesnt drop his bike trying to take off.

by greenwithnb September 10, 2023