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A Dark Web fictional all adult porn film that contains similar character's of the Harry Potter films, performing sexual acts with wands, fingers, energy stones and fudge. An Epstein island production cult film.

Severus Snape the sexual cult leader that follows the Talmud teachings, decide's that Hermione Granger should share some of her light energy to help repair his cursed soul after when he drinks the proper puka monatomic gold . Draco Malfoy (also a Talmuder) aids Severus on this mission, so Draco can also have a sip of proper puka monatomic gold. This will also gives Draco Paladin (black magic power) star energy for an easier progress of this world, but then having nothing in the after-life. This black magic power makes it a difficult challenge for Harry and Ron Weasley to expose Severus and Draco's satanic cult to the visionary world (to the so-called Gentiles).

Ron knows all about Draco's and Severus Sunday nights with Hermione, but Ron has been black-mailed by Severus to keep his mouth shut! But still gives Harry riddles to what is happening behind the scenes about his girlfriend Hermione in the hands (and fingers) of Draco and Severus. Harry clicked on and decided to make a fudge fest party with Hermione to draw people away from Snape's and Draco''s New World Order schemes. Harry then goes to expose their dirty schemes to his colleagues.
Example 1:

Rabbi: "Just going home to Dark web it and see what's on Red Room"

Tommy: "Go deeper and watch Harry Pothead And The Fanny Philosophers Fingering Fudge Fest!"

Example 2:

"Wing-gar-dium Levi-o-sa" is called "wee-fudge-dem-all-ova" in this cult film.
by One Large June 17, 2020
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the simply philosophy

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The simply philosophy is the only philosophy you need to approach life with. When you don’t want to do something, simply don’t. If you’re overthinking about something, simply don’t. Just live life simply.
I didn’t want to be at school today, so I simply left. That’s the simply philosophy brother
by inurmumsvag October 13, 2022
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The Stinky Philson

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When you have butt sex with cats


Origin-From a guy named Micah Philson, who was fined for bestiality in Nebraska
by Ted Collins February 26, 2009
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The cycle philosophy

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The cycle philosophy is in simple terms a cycle, a cycle of what you ask? Well let me explain the cycle is how the world works everyone and everything follows the cycle and if the cycle stopped it would cause the extinction of all life it's self you as a person are in the cycle as we speak. The cycle originated from a 13 year-old boy his name was Youssef and in a small town in suburban new Jersey thare was the little boy having a mental break down in the school stairwell because of a bully. that kid on that day invented this philosophy he told it to everyone his teachers his parents even his freinds but no one would listen.
by Alec von youssef May 19, 2020
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The Knob Phillips

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When a guy is getting head and pulls out and blows it all in her hair. But he is chivalrous enough to get her shampoo to help clean up herself. the best part is that his friends are nice enough to help too.
she be suckin, and you be blowing in her hair. step 2 includes getting shampoo. you did the knob phillips
by dbpicksix October 6, 2009
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The Troja Philosophy

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1. The idea that high school relationships are quixotic due to the fact that having a boyfriend/girlfriend in 9-12 grade rarely ever ends in lasting commitment and often results in the end of a good friendship.
2. The belief that there is really “no point” to making a close friend of the opposite sex any more than a friend and that the only “benefits” you should get from a friend are encouragement and someone to talk to.
1. She stubbornly asserted that having no social life was not the only reason she adhered to the Troja Philosophy.
2. The two became great friends, knowing that their belief in the Troja Philosophy would keep their friendship from getting complicated or stressful.
by Harry Derman November 5, 2012
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the captain phillips

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Based on the true story of the pirates who control the Horn of Africa, the captain Phillips is the act of sticking Somalian weapons in your partners genitals followed by screaming "I am the captain now!!!"
Baby get ready for the captain Phillips I'm gunnna stick a lifeboat sized load of cum in you.
by Snitches.get.stiches. August 26, 2017
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