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baby notebook shredder

a small child who has a severe addiction to eating spiral notebooks
yea, his son is a baby notebook shredder.
by Tablecloth_wanker March 23, 2020
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Notebook

1. An awesome pad of paper combined together with a cover, used for writing and drawing with pencils or pens.

2. A film (The Notebook)

3. A new name for a laptop so when I search up notebook I always end up seeing loads of laptops.
1. what's your favorite notebook brand?
2. shall we watch The Notebook tonight?
3.

A: I got a notebook today!
Paper notebook fanatic (me): Let's see then! *mutters* I can't wait to see the cover!
A: Shows a laptop thing
Paper notebook fanatic (me): What? That's a laptop. Do you know what a notebook is bro?
A: Notebooks are different.
by KillerBangs May 5, 2023
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Samsung Notebook

Poor guy: I have a Samsung Notebook!
Me: Here’s 20$, you’ll get something better with that.
by SamsungNotebookHater April 29, 2022
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Red Notebook

The wretched notebook that ruined many friendships due to a single slanderous note about an innocent individual. Often associated with timbits, volleyball games, and pizza sharing. It’s a curse to read anyone’s personal diary, as it may include lies about you…
“The red notebook curse is real! You must never read anyone’s diary. It may come with many hardships and false opinions of you or others.”

“I’m tempted to read that red notebook, I’ve seen the owner write that they hate me multiple times, I’m curious but I shouldn’t. It may make me despaired.”
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