hairy grumbler

A particularly large, hard or malformed turd that is preceded by abdominal grumbling. Often the stool contains undigested solids such as corn, peanuts or hair.

I wouldn't go in there if I were you, I just dumped a hairy grumbler in the can.

by Bartex L.I. September 3, 2013

Hairy Surprise

When someone trims their pubic hair and places the trimmings into an envelope (preferably putting them into a birthday card first), addresses the letter and sends it to somebody

I hate the new kid in town, lets "Hairy Surprise" him. I KNOW! I'll write in the card: have a hairy merry Christmas!

by The Real Clive August 30, 2009

Hairy Waldo

When one can not locate a penis due to it hiding underneath a large amount of pubic hair.

Girl: So I was having sex with this guy and he had a hairy waldo. I was all "Where is it? I can not find it under all this hair." And then I found it, I found Waldo!

by Walda2003 October 29, 2009

hairy lasso

The sexual parts of a woman. Also my favourite part.

See alsocunt twat pussy

Johnny: Hey look at her hairy lasso
Johno: Fuck yeah!

by Johno W December 30, 2007

Hairy Monkey

Before engaging in rough sex, the man shaves his pubes and puts them in a pile within a reachable distance. Then the man blows his load all over his partners face right before he grabs and hurls his pubes so that they stick all over her visage, making her look like a hairy monkey.

I love you more than anything; please accept this hairy monkey as a token of my appreciation.

by UberBad March 17, 2005

hairy taco

an unshaven, unkept vagina

I went down on her hairy taco.

by brenda October 3, 2003

hairy box

A womans vaginal area with a full growth of hair.

Pussy, that looks like a big bush.

by Robert Van Horne June 29, 2005