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Jac on the cob

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This is someone who’s very very important to the people around them. Although they may not see it themself they are a good looking, amazing, caring, funny person who deserves the world. They’re the kind of person to help you even if they’re not doing great themself. You’re a lucky person if you get a Jac on a cob as a best mate. You should look after them and make them happy. Show them that they’re loved and cared for as sometimes they fail to see that for themself. Remind them not to let others bring them down because people who don’t treat them with respect aren’t worth changing themself over. Although usually they’re one of the best people to Go to for help or to cheer you up, sometimes they need cheering up too. Don’t become dependent on them as they might need help too. It’s ok to be sad, reassure them that you’re here for them. Overall jac on the cobs are honestly one of the best kind of people. You need to help them realise that. They’re never ugly. They’re never selfish. They’re never useless. They’re never unworthy of being loved and cared about. they’re amazing people.
by BethAnIceCube May 22, 2018
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Kiss on the cob

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Oi, mate, that banging bird gave me a wee kiss on the cob, innit, jacob
by Bob da sucka April 25, 2019
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Sex on the cob

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When you shove corn on the cob up your ass and down your throat until they meet with a skewer on each end and proceed to fuck yourself.
Last night me and Cyndie helped me have sex on the cob. It was the most thrilling experience I've ever had.
by Beers Lite May 17, 2020
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corn on the cob

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Steve has corn on the cob. Greg just ate corn on the cob. ie ass to mouth.
by fartbubbles 13 August 17, 2021
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Corn on the cob

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The action of having your girl give you dome after you did anal and got corn on your dick from her Chipotle burrito or bowl earlier in the day. In order to achieve corn on the cob, anal must take place exactly 8 hours and 30 minutes after the consumption of a Chipotle bowl or burrito.
We did it so dirty last night, I did corn on the cob to finish him
by anonymous December 2, 2021
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virgin corn on the cob

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You take a hard cock and jam it into the core of corn so hard you pop the core out, if you do it fast enough the kernels don't have enough time to realize the core is gone and stick to your cock. Then have your girlfriend eat off the kernels.
"hey dude I tried that virgin corn on the cob with my gf last night, she got so excited she accidentally bit me."
by BlueGemini January 22, 2024
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Virgin Corn on the cob

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You take your dick and jam it into the core popping it out, if your quick enough the kernels with stay on your dick. Make sure you put butter on your dick too help them stick them gave someone suck off the kernels
"yeah dude I had my gf try the virgin corn on the cob, she got excited and accidentally bit me"
by BlueGemini January 24, 2024
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