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My sweet love we will get married someday I am ur beloved baby girl yas my boy marry me rn pls I love you
by VentiMyBoy January 21, 2022
Get the VENTI THE BARD mug.An aincent being from a time before the internet was clogged up with retard memes. An infamous bard on an Everquest server.
In the game, once you get past level 5 you can be killed and looted by anyone, and this was a 'no rules' server. Bards had a skill that made them run faster than everyone else and Fansy used this to his advantage. He attracted Sand Giants, a hugely powerful enemy with equal speed and had them follow him throughout the world purging the crust of sin. You'll get a better description if you just fucking google search it. It's the top page which has actual quotes from the legend.
In the game, once you get past level 5 you can be killed and looted by anyone, and this was a 'no rules' server. Bards had a skill that made them run faster than everyone else and Fansy used this to his advantage. He attracted Sand Giants, a hugely powerful enemy with equal speed and had them follow him throughout the world purging the crust of sin. You'll get a better description if you just fucking google search it. It's the top page which has actual quotes from the legend.
I used to be Fansy the Famous Bard's friend, but I haven't heard from him for over 10 years. He's most likely moved on.. Fansy, if you read this remember me!
by Douchebag82 November 29, 2011
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Stacy though I was taking her to taco bell for lunch, but actually I didn't have the money for lube so we did The Mexican Boarder Crosser in the men's bathroom. On our anniversary I plan on taking her to Chipotle.
by CommentBot826 September 1, 2014
Get the The Mexican Boarder Crosser mug.To be "from the Midway boards" is to be unintelligent, or of a very young age (approx 10 years old). A popular phrase in the gaming community derived from ribbing members of a certain internet message board, renowned for being very young and/or quite dim. One does not actually have to have visted said website to be "from the Midway boards," as it is just a euphemism for acting childish, immature, or just generally stupid.
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James: ...You're "from the Midway boards," aren't you?
James: ...You're "from the Midway boards," aren't you?
by Mr. Tobias October 4, 2005
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–verb (used without object)
Whilst railing a girl hard from behind you all of a sudden shout out "LIGHT SPEED!!!!"
Then you cold cock her in the back of the head so she sees stars.
–verb (used without object)
Whilst railing a girl hard from behind you all of a sudden shout out "LIGHT SPEED!!!!"
Then you cold cock her in the back of the head so she sees stars.
"Jim, I totally Boarded the Millennium Falcon last night...now Sally won't return my phone calls."
"Frank tried Boarding the Millennium Falcon with Stacy last week...Holly's been in jail waiting her arraignment ever since."
"Frank tried Boarding the Millennium Falcon with Stacy last week...Holly's been in jail waiting her arraignment ever since."
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