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Wiggle the mouse

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When you don't feel like working but have to be at work, your only job is to wiggle the mouse to keep from going idle.
"Are you actually working on Black Friday?"

"I mean, not really. I'm just gonna wiggle the mouse for a few hours then go home."
by jobrien80 November 24, 2016
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Wiggle The Jiggle

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Masturbate/clit stimul. Just a term for women.

The correct definition for men is crank the cradle
I could watch those jocks play all day and wiggle the jiggle during it.
by Vinnnny9 June 8, 2019
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Wiggy The Bear

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Some one who likes to get their salad tossed and also a xbox live gamer tag.
DUDE why did you turn into a wiggy the bear!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
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Wiggling the banana

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When a boy wiggles his penis to turn someone on
Jimmy: Do you want to see me wiggling the banana
Chris: Ok sure
by Sleep well tonight;) March 27, 2017
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Wiggle the Weasel

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(male) to shake one's genitals after expelling liquid.
To avoid leaking on my pants after I go to the restroom, I always wiggle the weasel.
by Waldo Wildridge May 21, 2010
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