unicorn

has a dildo on their head its a dildo unicorn put a dildo on your head and become a human unicorn

man your a unicorn

by bevis9978 March 12, 2017

unicorns

mysical horse-like creatures with a single horn in the center of their head. when a man is masturbating under a rainbow, crying, and using his tears for lube, and his seed spills to the ground, that is how a unicorn is conjured.

my sorry D&D character died today in battle, so i went out to let off some steam, and all of a sudden this unicorn appeared out of nowhere! i love unicorns!

by hotasset January 16, 2008

unicorning

Placing your hand apon your head with your index finger placed straight outright like a unicorns horn. either used to stimulate the vigina or anus. while the mouth pulls a raspberry into the opposite hole.
Also known as a "Unicorn"

"Have you ever been to the hut in hook? all sorts of things go on there. even unicorning."

by TomMurtha June 04, 2007

unicorned

Unicorned-when a person in the gym gets rammed in the ass by a large piece of exercise equipment.

Mike wasn't paying attention and was unicorned by the leg press.

by Sergeant Firewater April 04, 2010

unicorns

another, new ghetto way, of saying black people

There are many unicorns in the NBA

by Aijohn33secenty January 23, 2010

unicorn

A mystical horse-like creature bearing a single horn filled with healing powers. Note that unicorns lay eggs on pillows at the ends of rainbows

Jacob was thrilled to spy a unicorn laying an egg.

by Cam Parm January 21, 2010

the unicorn

When a man sits on a woman's forehead so his erect penis looks like a horn. When this is executed properly the man's testicles should also be covering the woman's eyes.

Last night was so much fun, I gave my girlfriend the unicorn.

Matt: Look at this picture, I'm giving Jenelle the unicorn.
Erin: EWWWW

by autumnvagabond May 26, 2014