swinging at the fences

angry to the point of being irrational.

Randy was swinging at the fences he was so mad... hell at one point he tried to clock me. And I was on his side!

by vveerrgg November 21, 2006

sing to the vicar

engage in a sex act usually between two men, which usually involves rectal penetration by the partner's penis,or tongue(the latter more commonly termed "rimming")though broadly any sex act which involves two, or more individuals in some form of anal manipulation would be loosely correct usage; as will many of these terms there are no hard-and-fast rules governing usage

Roman was very much wished to sing to the vicar with his new friend Edgar, though he was not sure yet that they would be using the same hymn sheet

by flobberdobber July 7, 2006

sing in the choir

A creative way of saying cunnilingus.

Dan said he couldn't go to the party because he had to sing in the choir with his girlfriend.

by drjohp April 24, 2006

Swinging on the purple chandelier

Masturbating Taking matter into your own two hands ETC

Bob: Um, I wouldn't go into your apartment
Joe: Why not
Bob: Your roommate's in the living room
Joe: Of course he is, he's my roommate
Bob: Um, swinging on the purple chandelier
Joe: ...

by Jtommyjonesurm0m August 11, 2007

sing into the mic

The act of performing a blowjob. Typically used to describe a gay man.

I saw you marching in a gay pride parade yesterday...I didn't know you sing into the mic!

by kyrone January 29, 2009

Swinging at the first pitch

Jerking off to the first scene in a porn without checking out the rest of the scenes first

Damn, the intro to Big Tit Ass-Munchers 2 had me swinging at the first pitch

by Big Dood72 January 8, 2022

Let me sing you the song of my people

Metis nation ontario, Best example;

Youtube.com
So I Married and Axe Murderer" If you think Im sexy.

Let me sing you the song of my people.

by Modern Women December 22, 2025