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SWANSON

an individual with glasses and blonde hair. This could be anyone but it always will look like swanson
yo look its swanson
that kid looks like swanson
lil swanson over there
by Morgmaster6969 September 29, 2023
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Swanson

The neighbor that when you see him coming you cringe knowing he either needs your mower, a tool or wants to drink beer all night.
Oh fuck here comes Swanson, I wonder what it’s gonna be this time.
by Joey Kotts October 18, 2020
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Swanson

That dude Billy is suck a swanson.
by DarthVader3itch April 22, 2020
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swanson

(noun)
The ring of puffy flesh that swells up around the outer edge of the sphincter, after a particularly lengthy and vigorous transaction.

Named for the notorious Pastor Kevin Swanson, who preaches that people who have sex with animals wish to team up with homosexuals to achieve world domination.
"Dude, check out the swanson on my Malamut! One step towards global domination!"
by Monocled General April 17, 2017
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swanson line

Swanson Line:
Named after Joe Swanson from family guy. The Swanson Line separates disabled people into two categories. Datable and non datable. For example, joe from family guy is a paraplegic but he is strong, smart and a very capable police officer. Joe is right on the line. A little more disabled and he would be below the Swanson Line and therefore not datable. A little less disabled, and he would be clearly acceptable as someone to date or even marry.

Other examples:

Stephen Hawking: smartest man on earth and rich but just too disabled to be a viable partner. He is below the Swanson Line.

Jim Abbott:
Amputee and athlete. Clearly disabled but not nearly disabled enough to hurt his chances. He is an example of being above the Swanson Line
I lost my arm when I was a kid, but it wasn't until I also lost my legs and ended up in a wheelchair that I dropped below the Swanson Line.
by Never loved May 19, 2014
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TJ Swanson

beautiful handsome respectful gentlemen that yells very appropriate words at other gamers on the platform. A Rust Farmer and A Very Respect Gentlemen to his so now girlfriend luna
by kalicosolostheowlrd October 9, 2022
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Brad Swanson

It’s not what we do, it’s how we do it.”
Brad Swanson always says it’s not what we do it’s how we do it
by Smooch daddy August 1, 2019
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