Girl 1:Why yo shoes leanin to the side?
Girl 2:Damn man she just CAME AT YO SMITTY!!
Boy: Man wateva
Girl 2:Damn man she just CAME AT YO SMITTY!!
Boy: Man wateva
by Mariah-Riah November 4, 2007

by Justin Beiber wanna-be xD November 7, 2010

A man with tits that every woman wishes she had. Envied by anyone with the XX chromosome pair. Even envied by some with the XY. Everyone wants the Joe Smitty titties.
"Litty Titty Joe Smitty is what I want inside of me."
"Dude, you see that girl? She almost has the titties of Joe Smitty."
"Dude, you see that girl? She almost has the titties of Joe Smitty."
by sassynipples6969 February 25, 2019

by n00b is my name July 8, 2006

A term for slut coined by an anonymous interviewee on an episode of the Radio Rookies podcast by NPR titled, “Online “Shaming” A New Level of Cyberbullying For Girls”
by maeinthemiddle January 31, 2023

A self-granted nickname. If someone isn’t given a nickname but still wants one, they will start introducing themselves as smitty. In reality, nobody calls them smitty.
by lions super bowl October 11, 2018

by Rilasciato November 12, 2020
