choked the shit out of her

The only good way to tell a woman what to do

I told her we are going to Denny's and she disagreed, so I choked the shit out of her. Dinner was good

by Mike Truitt June 18, 2003

facebook the shit out of her

To look at a girl then make an extreme overly necessary effort to find them on facebook based on random facts that you may know about them (i.e. name, city you saw them in)

Rob: Dude did you just that hot chick walk by?

Alex: Yeah man, im gonna facebook the shit out of her when i get home.

by Alex Stretch Miller September 26, 2012

beats the shit out of their children

An alternative to slaps, it is used to describe the quality of a piece of music.

"Man, this song totally beats the shit out of their children"
"ikr it's a good tune"

by borbtimble June 8, 2019

you scared the shit out of me

When someone comes suddenly and you were not expecting and you felt terribly frightening. You were so frightened that you meant that the person made the shit comes out from you.

Ohhh , you scared the shit out of me

by SilBrazil January 31, 2016

Picking the fly shit out of the pepper

1. The act of being nit-picky to a ridiculous degree.
2. To meticulously analyze minutia.

"They shouldn't be allowed to call their CD 'Unplugged' because, technically, the microphones were plugged in."

"For crying out loud Bob, stop picking the fly shit out of the pepper.

by BKMantova September 4, 2010

Duck the shit out of her

Where you fuck a girl so hard her vagina makes quacking noises like a duck

Bob - Did you fuck her?

John - Yeah I got to duck the shit out of her

Bob - ?????

John - I fucked her til her vagina quacked like a duck

by dducker December 14, 2011

Pulling shit out of my ass

When someone is making up a bunch of bull shit right on the spot. Usually done when the person has no idea what they are talking about.

"Who stole my ipod???"

"I don't know maybe some leprechaun, came in the middle of the night and then pranced down the street singing I stole your ipod!"

"WTF??"

"Dude i'm just pulling shit out of my ass, if you wait a little bit i'll get you a bigger pile..."

by Chinamartgoer November 21, 2009