Daddy Seahorse

When a gay bottom purges the semen out of a their ass after having anal sex.

That was fun, now I gotta go Daddy Seahorse your load out of me.

by zackofballs January 4, 2024

Anti-Seahorsism

Anti-Seahorsism is the hate of seahorses. It is a reasonable, fair, understandable, wise, and correct opinion about ugly, stupid, dumb, weird, ugly again seahorses. Most Anti-Seahorsists will tell you that seahorse fins are actual trash. The dumb seahorses latch onto corals their whole ass lives and do nothing. Anti-Seahorsists enjoy connecting with nature (except for seahorses, they dont deserve to be in nature).

Anti-Seahorsism is a belief I believe in, you should too!

by Actry_ April 30, 2022

Chocolate seahorse

When after anal sex, one person then ejects seamen onto another's stomach

I got a chocolate seahorse from becky the other day

by Mozza1 February 16, 2020

upper seahorse

when a man ties his hands behind his back and has intercourse with a girl in a seahorse like motion.

Yo dude, i totally upper seahorsed that girl last night. she took it like a champ.

by 1234 abcdpimp October 15, 2011

Seahorsed

When a female individual gets pregnant, gives birth, then leaves the baby behind with the father aka single dad status. This does not include if female is deceased and father is left to care for child on his own. This is solely for females who have left the male with their child on purpose; she has seahorsed the man.

Jenny: So you just left him with your baby?
Franny: Fuck yeah I seahorsed that fool. I'll come back after there's some mental trauma established so I can pretend I was always caring mother.

by Clibbz June 19, 2019

seahorse juice

A mixture of anal secretions and saliva

I hear theres a lot of seahorse juice in prison

by An Ex convict October 4, 2013

retarded seahorse(parker)

retarded seahorse(parker) Is a term used to define a special creatures who’s a lil different

Oh boy he is a retarded seahorse(parker) just look at him

by Marshallg1 June 5, 2023