the shocker

during sex, inserting index, and middle finger into a womans vagina, while simaltaniously folding the ring finger, and inserting the pinkey into her anus.

two for the pink, one for the stink

by Spadge March 8, 2003

she's got you by the short hair

She's got you by the balls.

She has a tight grasp on your nuts.

A tight reign on your sack.

Sorry, I can't go out tonight.

"Man, she's got you by the short hair"

My boss is a bitch, she really has me by the short hair.

by Dubs Deuce May 4, 2010

kickin the shoe

to tell someone your leaving.

aight yall, im kickin the shoe

by Pua July 28, 2004

the show must go on

(Idiom) Work around the problems that you may encounter, rather than giving up.

A: My glasses are smashed! I can't go to work because I cannot see!


B: You can see close up, can't you, four-eyes?


A: Well, yes, but...

B: OK slacker, BACK TO WORK!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 6, 2004

Hit the shower

verb. To take a shower.

Time to hit the shower and get gangsta'd up from the feet up cuz i'm gonna party tonite.

by Swoopa January 24, 2009

All over the shop

When you're physically scattered, uncoordinated, unorganised etc.

'Man he was all over the shop! Boy needs to get himself together'

'I was running so late. The boss must think I'm nuts, I was all over the shop'

by Grumple June 17, 2009

get off the short bus

an expression used to tell someone to stop acting like such a retard or to pay attention.

Person 1 (usually from a bible belt state): "Hey man, I think intelligent design is good theory."

Person 2 (not from a bible belt state): "Man get off the short bus."

by mistahtom July 18, 2006