National Free the Nipple Day

May 29. The day where everyone and anyone can have their nipples out without it being weird

Person 1- “Yo wtf? She got her nipples out in public”

Person 2- “Hey man stfu it’s May 29 which is National Free the Nipple Day”

by gymreaper May 28, 2023

By the minty nipples of Marduk !

An expression of surprise and joy, by presumably referring to the nipples of a Babylonian god that were, for the sake of this expression, inordinately minty.

" By the minty nipples of Marduk !" this McRib sandwich is delicious !

by Cuneus Stern October 12, 2013

the big nipple

You are just a very cool person who is above the croud

"Megan thinks she is the big nipple"

but shes NOT

by SIERRABITCH June 13, 2008

the left nipple

It is not the right one, just like Kim Jong Un.

Jimmy was the left nipple for the basketball try outs

by Shakolicious December 22, 2014

The Dirty Nipple

Man spreads ass to expose asshole and woman rubs with nipple

Man: "hey baby can you give me the dirty nipple?"
Woman: "just let me put on my nipple nibblers ;)"

by Firecrotch69 June 21, 2012

licking ketchup of the homies nipples

My hobby

“I like to be licking ketchup of the Homies nipples”

by Vinnie.VR April 17, 2022

The tristan nipple

When your partner inserts their erect nipple into your ear canal then lets you suck the resulting earwax off of it.

My girlfriend gave me the tristan nipple! It tasted like swiss cheese!

by Steeevee April 9, 2025